Coffeehouse Mysteries Quotes

#1. Someone told me once that sex was like pizza; even when it was bad, it was really pretty good.

Warren Moore

#2. Laughing is just another way of showing people your wise

E. E. Cummings

#3. The real offense, as she ultimately perceived, was in having a mind of her own at all.

Henry James

#4. What did the TEACHER tell the students ?
PASS THE EXAMS WITHOUT FAIL.

Shaikh Mustafa

#5. Elections have a way of cooling passions, especially when voters get what they want.

Charles M. Blow

#6. Claiming that solid rockets are necessary for a heavy-lift launcher is obvious nonsense.

Henry Spencer

#7. I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)

Tucker Max

#8. You fall off the horse and you get back on.

Bethany Hamilton

#9. A dash of humor will only add intense gravity to the proceedings, even as a flash of lightning only makes midnight dreariness all the more impressive.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#10. Press coverage has been difficult for him. I did not set out to ensnare him with a child.

Martin Bashir

#11. I cannot imagine any writer who would not fight for his peace and quiet.

Wislawa Szymborska

#12. I would date a model, but I would rather marry a fan or a normal person.

Zayn Malik

#13. I enjoy life. I always enjoy jokes.

Ivan Lendl

#14. ...it is not the victory but why a man fights the battle which makes him a hero.

Kate speaking to Callum in LAIRD OF THE MIST

Paula Quinn