Top 15 Codpiece Quotes
#1. A hundred brilliant witticisms died suffocating on the captain's heavy glove. Thus muted, I pumped my codpiece at the duke and tried to force a fart, but my bum tumpet could find no note.
Christopher Moore
#3. Leresy, you dung-sucking puddle of codpiece-juice!" She floundered in the water. "I'm going to shove these shards down your throat!
Daniel Arenson
#4. Not yet!" said she [Goneril], trying to roll me over and get back to smacking my bum.
She honked my codpiece.
You honked my codpiece."
Aye, give it up, fool." [ ... ]
Christopher Moore
#5. I do not make love, Miss Bennet," he had told her."I bonk. I have it off. I get my end way, I rodger, I boff.
William Codpiece Thwackery
#6. Blake, your past is my past, your present is my present, and your future is my future. I bear the weight of everything that happens in your life. How can you not see that?
Claire Contreras
#7. There's more to good or bad than what's written in the Rulebook.
Jasper Fforde
#8. Elizabeth was astounded, and immediately colored.
"Put down those damn crayons and look at me!" Darcy commanded.
William Codpiece Thwackery
#9. One key to learning and success is the willingness to try something new, and feel momentarily incompetent.
Seth Godin
#10. People who love themselves come across as very loving, generous and kind; they express their self-confidence through humility, forgiveness and inclusiveness.
Sanaya Roman
#11. The spectacle is a social relation between people that is mediated by an accumulation of images that serve to alienate us from a genuinely lived life. The image is thus an historical mutation of the form of commodity fetishism.
Guy Debord
#12. I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub
Charles Bukowski
#13. Barbie wasn't sure there was that much difference between city mice and country mice when they were under stress, but he kept his mouth shut.
Stephen King
#14. Oh yes, we're going to brawl, baby. Over you. Again.
Lauren Kate
#15. It's not being in the past, but accepting who we were and being who we are.
Roisin Turner
