Coach Trip Quotes

#1. I took my father on a coach trip last summer.We were halfway there when the driver lost control of the coach, it flew down a hill around a bend and crashed through a brick wall. I wasn't hurt but luckily my father had the presence of mind to kick my head in.

Chic Murray

#2. How could children have spotted what everyone else couldn't?"
"Because we haven't killed off our imaginations," Aedan mumbled behind a wrapping of arms and knees.

Jonathan Renshaw

#3. Don't cry," Samarra whispered, "Nothing ever happens to the brave.

Fatima Bhutto

#4. I'd been told there are 10 difficult holes and eight impossible ones. I'm still trying to work out which the 10 difficult holes are.

Lee Westwood

#5. A terrible silence fell in the room. Bill Ireton looked suddenly sober as a trout.

Patricia Highsmith

#6. Me and my old man went on a coach trip to Switzerland and Italy once and it was a whole hour further on there. Must be something to do with this Common Market. I don't hold with the Common Market and nor does Mr. Curtain. England's good enough for me.

Agatha Christie

#7. It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.

Michael O'Leary

#8. If you're not good looking, you're considered a good actor, you know what I mean?

Sonam Kapoor

#9. Derek got in my face, close enough for me to smell his bad breath and get a zoom on his zits. One on his chin was ripe. The dude seriously needed to harvest.

Jordan Dane

#10. Anxiety and distress, interrupted occasionally by pleasure, is the normal course of man's existence.

Joseph Wood Krutch

#11. I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.

Bill Hicks

#12. A Sibyl is a door shaped like a girl.

Catherynne M Valente

#13. You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you're probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit.

Dane Cook

#14. A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from you

Ramsey Clark