Clothing Optional Quotes

#1. The emperor is naked!"
The parade stopped. The emperor paused. A hush fell over the crowd, until one quick-thinking peasant shouted:
"No, he isn't. The emperor is merely endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle!

James Finn Garner

#2. I've known Alan Zweibel since 1975, and I've always had this sneaking suspicion that he might possess a sense of humor. After reading CLOTHING OPTIONAL, I'm almost sure he does.

Rob Reiner

#3. The belly craves food, she thinks,
The tongue craves water,
The heart craves love, and
The mind craves stories.

David Mitchell

#4. I do think people have suggested that it would be a good thing if the reporting were accurate on Al-Jazeera and if it were not slanted in ways that appear to be at times just purely inaccurate.

Condoleezza Rice

#5. The major force in world history is sheer dumbness.

Eric Wolf

#6. My wind is turned to bitter north, That was so soft a south before; My sky, that shone so sunny bright, With foggy gloom is clouded o'er My gay green leaves are yellow-black, Upon the dank autumnal floor; For love, departed once, comes back No more again, no more.

Arthur Hugh Clough

#7. All dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional.

Terry Pratchett

#8. There must be relaxation in full extension.

B.K.S. Iyengar

#9. But why should he be open-minded when he thinks he's right?

Johnny Rich

#10. I don't reckon misery loves any damn thing at all.

Bruce Machart

#11. Everyone knows this.
The voyage into the interior is all that matters,
Whatever your ride.

Charles Wright

#12. Joining the corporate worship of the body of Christ requires that we allow something else - the good of the body - to supercede our personal preferences.

Michael Walters

#13. So the storm passed and every one was happy.

Kate Chopin

#14. How are you managing the velocity of change?

Jim Blasingame

#15. My favorite part of dreams. Clothing is optional. (V'Aiden)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#16. Activists measure progress against the standard of perfection, or at least the most perfect possible choice. Historians gauge progress against what came before it.

Jonathan Chait

#17. In life you'll meet a lot of jerks. If they hurt you, tell yourself that it's because they're stupid. That will help keep you from reacting to their cruelty. Because there is nothing worse than bitterness and vengeance ... Always keep your dignity and be true to yourself.

Marjane Satrapi

#18. Reputation is a very interesting thing, and I always give people the benefit of the doubt, and I think that there's a part of all of us, especially in a generation where a lot of the stuff gets recorded.

Damon Lindelof

#19. So what's everyone else doing tonight?" I asked.
"Something with Jack," kate said, smiling coyly. "Clothing is optional.

Kristi Cook