Closed Captioning Quotes

#1. I am a Beyonce fan. I'm gonna watch her upcoming documentary because fortunately one of the TVs in our kitchen has closed captioning so I'll be able to understand what she says. You know Beyonce can't talk. She sounds like she has a fifth grade education.

Wendy Williams

#2. I think one of the prophets stuttered when he dictated your specs," Jal said, snickering. "Or the gene-splicer was daydreaming about his high-status trueborn love and he botched your programming.

Karen Sandler

#3. When you are about to badger the weak,Then imagine yourself before a more powerful man.

Thiruvalluvar

#4. It was an ideal day for football - too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.

Red Smith

#5. 'Authoring tools' are terrible; there is almost no software that can create closed captions for media players. And of course there is no training. TV captioning is bad enough, and this stuff is generally worse.

Joe Clark

#6. Eat food. Not much. Mostly plants.

Alan C. Logan

#7. Damn, I would give anything to see that man naked," Charlotte whispered. "How could you only say he was 'all right'?

Michelle M. Pillow

#8. Trusting God is a lifestyle. David

Wendy Pope

#9. Is 'fat' really the worst thing a human being can be? Is 'fat' worse than 'vindictive', 'jealous', 'shallow', 'vain', 'boring' or 'cruel'? Not to me.

J.K. Rowling

#10. Humanism is the affirmation of man as a free and responsible being. Nothing degrades man more than the proclamation of irresponsibility. Man is responsible, animals and things are not.

Alija Izetbegovic

#11. What really terrifies Americans is the prospect that the Indian is very much alive, that the Indian is having nine babies in Guatemala, and that those nine babies are headed this way. This is one reason why Americans hold on so dearly to the myth of the dead Indian.

Richard Rodriguez

#12. It is the immigrant hordes who keep this country alive, the waves of them arriving year after year ... Who believes in America more than the people who run down the gangplank and kiss the ground?

E.L. Doctorow

#13. It's rather disconcerting to sit around a table in a critique of someone else's work, only to realize that the antagonist in the story is none other than yourself, and no one present thinks you're a very likable character.

Michelle Richmond

#14. She smiled and it was the kind of smile you give to someone who can make you want to throttle them and kiss them all at the same time.

Cassandra Clare

#15. The one and only time I met Pope Benedict XVI was when he was Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger.

David Novak