Clippy Microsoft Quotes

#1. My mood altered and the pain turned to rage.

Ariel Sharon

#2. Speak of the devil, and the devil shall appear.

Stephenie Meyer

#3. Satisfaction with results will be the [death] knell of progress. No man is good who thinks that he cannot be better. He has no holiness who thinks that he is holy enough.

Charles Spurgeon

#4. All of it just confirmed his belief that his real life, the life he should be living, had been mislaid through some clerical error by the cosmic bureaucracy. This couldn't be it. It had been diverted elsewhere, to somebody else, and he'd been issued this shitty substitute faux life instead

Lev Grossman

#5. Microsoft is still living down its disastrous introduction of Clippy, a ghastly piece of artificial intelligence - I'm using that term very loosely - that would observe people's behavior as they worked on a document and try to bust in, offering 'advice' that tended to be spectacularly useless

Clive Thompson

#6. We're probably doing better business than we thought we would do especially considering the disappointing way the record company has handled the album.

Rick Allen

#7. Out of sight of hair smoke and lip ash and bowel cinders,

Tom Robbins

#8. I just want to make the best music of all time with my best friends.

Chris Martin

#9. Clippy got that pervert-on-the-playground look again..

Rob Reid

#10. When I finished high school, it was clear to me that I would study mathematics, even if I also considered economics and psychology.

Reinhard Selten