Claptrap Borderlands Quotes

#1. A hope fulfilled is already half a disappointment.

Michael Chabon

#2. People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go.

Paul Simon

#3. I think I'm an alright twitterer.

Todd Snider

#4. [On journalists:] They are the scavengers of society who, possessing no guts of their own, tear out the guts of celebrities. They have the sycophantic, false enthusing gush of maiden aunts: who are accustomed to being trampled on doormats.

Caitlin Thomas

#5. I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now.

Doug Stanhope

#6. To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.

Matthew Perry

#7. Out of the dragon's claws and into the fire, there's a moment in every man's life when he must decide what is wrong and what is right.

Bryan Adams

#8. The funny thing is, the older I get, the less I enjoy talking when I act. I don't like talking anymore. I like behavior. All of the running and gunning, and the fights and the stunts, is just awesome fun.

Grant Bowler

#9. You can easily determine the caliber of a person by the amount of opposition it takes to discourage him or her.

John C. Maxwell

#10. Everything in this country [the US] has got to be good looks and unlined faces and thin bodies and people running around in skirts slit up to their ass. It has nothing to do with thinking or with being a human being. There is life in mature people; it's not all over at 24½.

Lauren Bacall

#11. I don't enjoy doing the daily stuff ... but I would love to do something like the series that I did on 'Change India.' That was not just news. The programme was based in public policy, so that kind of influences change.

Raghav Bahl

#12. The two had very little figured out. They were trying though. They fell in love. They looked for God. They loved constructing miracles out of the mundane. Above all things, they cheered for each other. And they made each other stronger. And that meant everything.

Hannah Brencher

#13. Nothing suffers annihilation, but at dissolution there is a change, and things fall back to the essential element in which they were before.

Marcus Vitruvius Pollio

#14. It is in all our interests that the arteries of global trade are kept free, open and running.

Philip Hammond