Claims Toolkit Quotes

#1. Of course, with well-masticated food playing the role of social glue, it's absolutely essential that everyone clear their plate. Sod the starving kiddies in Africa - it's the overfed ones here we need to worry about.

Will Self

#2. He sighed. "There is one thing you must understand about destroying gods, boy." "Only one?" "You must be ready to take their place.

Max Gladstone

#3. Because of racism, he can't govern effectively' is not a great argument for re-election.

James Taranto

#4. I hate missing everything. That's why I want to marry well and be a grand lady. Then I can host all the parties, all the time, and see everything that is going on always. How can you stand not knowing?

Gail Carriger

#5. I don't think the English like me. I sold a colossal best seller in America, and they never really forgave me.

John Fowles

#6. I lost a world the other day. Has anybody found? You'll know it by the rows of stars around it's forehead bound. A rich man might not notice it; yet to my frugal eye of more esteem than ducats. Oh! Find it, sir, for me!

Emily Dickinson

#7. Many people tell me that I should become a politician but I tell them no I want to do something good for the nation.

Amit Abraham

#8. I mean, it's fun for us to talk about issues. You know, there's no one issue we spend a lot of time on probably, because he gets to do that all day with somebody else who's a lot more expert at issues than I am.

Laura Bush

#9. Excelsior," Gansey said bleakly.
Blue asked, "What does that even mean?"
Gansey looked over his shoulder at her. He was once more, just a little bit closer to the boy she'd seen in the churchyard.
"Onward and upward.

Maggie Stiefvater

#10. That which we expect of life is indeed all that it ever can be.

Richard Paul Evans