Civil Servant Jokes Quotes

#1. Ted Kennedy is the only person alive who might know more than we do about Chappaquiddick, and he may not.

Adam Clymer

#2. Omissions are sins, and must come into judgment, and particularly the contempt and neglect of the seals of the covenant;

Matthew Henry

#3. When media make war against each other, it is a case of world- views in collision.

Neil Postman

#4. Whenever thy hand can reach it, tear out the foe's brain, for such an opportunity washes anger from the mind.

Saadi

#5. Truth, of itself, does not kill.

Janny Wurts

#6. Concentration can be cultivated. One can learn to exercise will power, discipline one's body and train one's mind.

Anil Ambani

#7. I always bring my kids vacation souvenirs printed in Comic Sans, so they know I love them but not unconditionally.

Ken Jennings

#8. This made her remember why people take up walking: It is because they no longer have anywhere to go.

Chuck Klosterman

#9. Ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free. The most terrible and tremendous saying in the world, Jane ... because we are all afraid of truth and afraid of freedom ... that's why we murdered Jesus.

L.M. Montgomery

#10. A civil servant doesn't make jokes.

Eugene Ionesco

#11. Trying not to look at his penis was proving harder than I'd thought it would be.

Darynda Jones

#12. We need to write books that publicists and marketers and booksellers and book club leaders and librarians and readers can get excited about. That have something about them that makes them stand out. That makes them shine.

M.J. Rose