Circumcised Quotes

#1. Poor Mary. They married her to Jesus, and Jesus is an asexual circumcised revolutionary. What future is there to be had in that scenario?

Rawi Hage

#2. When they circumcised Herbert Samuel they threw away the wrong bit

David Lloyd George

#3. My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself ... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.

Jim Gaffigan

#4. That's new." His gaze was hot and fierce.
"My cock? I'm fairly certain it's always been there."
His grin flashed briefly. "No Lio, you've been cut. Circumcised."
"Oh." I stared at the smooth column of my shaft. "That must have hurt.

Belinda McBride

#5. 13For not even those who are circumcised keep the law, but they desire to have you circumcised that they may boast in your flesh.

Anonymous

#6. An individual's state of consciousness (awareness) simply means his ability to accept change in his life. It includes new thoughts and new feelings, and the new behavior and actions that will naturally come as a result.

Harold Klemp

#7. Once we see Jesus, the impossible things He does in our lives become as natural as breathing.

Oswald Chambers

#8. I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Howard Stern

#9. With the stones we cast at them, geniuses build new roads with them.

Paul Eldridge

#10. His body had almost no hair and his naked little circumcised johnson was nearly as pale as the rest of him, white as a boy's - perhaps over time one's genitals emerge from the pots and bubbling vats of love permanently stained, like the hands of a wool dyer.

Michael Chabon

#11. If you want to become an Islamic radical and have yourself circumcised, I invite you to come to Moscow ... I would recommend that he who does the surgery does it so you'll have nothing growing back afterward.

Vladimir Putin

#12. The activity of the child has always been looked upon as an expression of his vitality.

Maria Montessori

#13. And as the circumcised in the flesh, and not in the heart, have no part in God's good promises; even so they that be baptized in the flesh, and not in heart, have no part in Christ's blood.

William Tyndale

#14. I'm circumcised, washed, and all one color. There is no fifty shades of peen going on down there.

Skyla Madi

#15. If the power to do hard work is not a skill, it's the best possible substitute for it.

James A. Garfield

#16. Nor shall any partake of the benefit of Christ's sacrifice, or feast upon it, who are not first circumcised in heart, Col. 2:11.

Matthew Henry

#17. Even before the kids are born, you've go to make these decisions. If it's a boy, do we get him circumcised? If it's a girl, do we keep her?

Greg Giraldo

#18. The two pillars of winning the presidency are being a strong leader and being someone who understands us and our problems.

Nicolle Wallace

#19. The capitalist knows that all commodities, however scurvy they may look, or however badly they may smell, are in faith and in truth money, inwardly circumcised Jews, and what is more, a wonderful means whereby out of money to make more money.

Karl Marx

#20. This world is too peaceful, too acquiescent, too tame. It is a circumcised world. Nay! - a castrated world! It must be made fiercer, before it can become grander and better and - more natural.

Arthur Desmond

#21. It is offensive that so many people feel that it is okay to publicly refer to transsexuals as being "pre-op" or "post-op" when it would so clearly be degrading and demeaning to regularly describe all boys and men as being either "circumcised" or "uncircumcised.

Julia Serano