Chuck Barris Quotes

#1. Spontaneity is such an entertaining facet of show business.

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#2. Fifty percent of something is better than than one hundred percent of nothing.

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#3. If you stick in the business of being creative, you get hurt. And creative disappointment seems so much harder to take than any other kind. But if you're not prepared to get hurt like that, life can be pretty boring. I think I'm going to keep on going.

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#4. I should like my house to be similar to that of the ocean wind, all quivering with gulls.

Rene Cazelles

#5. One piece of pie is delicious. Fourteen pieces are obviously nauseating.

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#6. Helplessness is such a rotten feeling. There's nothing you can do about it. Being helpless is like being paralyzed. It's sickness. The cure calls for a monumental effort to stand up and start walking somewhere, anywhere. But that takes some doing.

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#7. Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.

Jon Stewart

#8. Television is not my favorite medium, my favorite form of entertainment. Certainly game shows aren't. I don't watch reality shows at all.

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#9. I'm just really active in the fandom."
"What the fuck is 'the fandom'?

Rainbow Rowell

#10. Stuart must have sensed my despair from the way I began lightly banging my forehead on the table.

Maureen Johnson

#11. There's tons of creative people in television that have one failure after another, and they just step up higher. I could never get over that. When I had a failure, there was no such thing as just getting over it.

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#12. When you are young, your potential is infinite. You might do anything, really. You might be Einstein. You might be DiMaggio. Then you get to an age where what you might be gives way to what you have been. You weren't Einstein. You weren't anything. That's a bad moment.

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#13. The closest I came to doing anything that I wanted to do was to try and check and see what industries were just starting out. There was plastics and television, and I figured television had to be more fun than plastics.

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#14. I maintain that the past record of my race is a true index of the feelings which today animate them. They bear toward their former masters no revengeful thoughts, no hatreds, no animosities. They aim not to elevate themselves by sacrificing one single interest of their white fellow-citizens.

Hiram Rhodes Revels

#15. I could never do a show, or be a personality like Howard Stern, where you take all that heat from critics. What he does, he does, but the critical heat would crucify me.

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#16. The Gong Show provided me with five years of the happiest times of my life, but that's that. And to be known as the guy who gave the world The Gong Show - listen, my Uncle George isn't known as anything. So I guess it isn't so bad in that context.

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#17. Growing up in Michigan, I can't think of anything so explicitly communicated to me in my whole education experience as the vileness of in-your-face racism.

Kevin DeYoung

#18. The Saturnian Spirit, Satan ... ensouls the ... Primary Ray of Deity.

Vera Stanley Alder

#19. I think if you're behind the times, you've failed. I think the only way to measure success is being right on time with what people want.

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