Chubbs From Happy Gilmore Quotes

#1. Most days I go home crying
and my dad tells me
welcome to the real world.

Samantha Schutz

#2. It's a sword, not a fairy wand, you know.

John Flanagan

#3. This isn't a joke. This is life or fucking death, Lily. I am trying to save you."
"Save me from who?"
"From me, darlin'.

Teresa Mummert

#4. You must somehow understand that we as horsemen can do very little to teach the horse. What we can do is to create an environment in which he can learn.

Monty Roberts

#5. Discover the joy of giving and you will discover the reason for living.

Mark Victor Hansen

#6. All knowledge exists in the Mind universe of Light - which is God - that all Mind is One Mind, that men do not have separate minds, and that all knowledge can be obtained from the Universal Source of All-Knowledge by becoming One with that Source.

Walter Russell

#7. Macedonia's handling of ethnic relations and other issues is encouraging.

Emma Bonino

#8. When the game is over it is really just beginning.

Jerry Kramer

#9. They hate because they fear, and they fear because they feel that the deepest feelings of their lives are being assaulted and outraged. And they do not know why; they are powerless pawns in a blind play of social forces.

Richard Wright

#10. When I got to Los Angeles, I started building cabins in peoples' yards, building post-and-beam structures and cutting the joinery for those.

Nick Offerman

#11. Life was a lot more adventurous before caller I.D.

Mark Hart

#12. Zing took a bite of the ice cream and her taste buds nearly fainted. Was it possible for a tongue to have an orgasm? If so, hers just had.

Saxon Bennett

#13. We all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon. In an instant age, perhaps we must relearn the ancient truth that patience, too, has its victories.

Konrad Adenauer

#14. There's always someone or something that will make you feel so strongly that you will go against everything you are ever taught or planned.

Beth Rinyu