Christmas Poop Sayings

#1. I've learned there is a void in adult stories across the land. Hollywood, whatever that is anymore, is losing their ability to tell those stories because they're not even thinking of that audience.

Peter Riegert

#2. Any man who can't control his thoughts can't control his actions, and any man who can't control his actions isn't safe in society.

Richard L. Evans

#3. Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.

Alan K. Simpson

#4. It is a great mystery to me how the problems of others seem like simple arithmetic while my own appear as complicated as a calculus equation.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#5. I'm desperate to have children. I am chomping at the bit. It's a problem. I can't imagine that I will not be a mother.

Ginnifer Goodwin

#6. She had become a distant but indelible memory. Until three days ago.

R.D. Gupta

#7. This is all lie, she want to say to them. The dead are not hovering nearby to knock politely at teacups and tabletops and whisper through billowing curtains.

Erin Morgenstern

#8. Economics dominates politics - and with that domination comes different forms of ruthlessness.

Chris Hedges

#9. I get paid for seeing that my clients have every break the law allows. I have knowingly defended a number of guilty men. But the guilty never escape unscathed. My fees are sufficient punishment for anyone.

F. Lee Bailey

#10. You learn as much from your kids as they learn from you.

Tom Waits

#11. The first mark of intelligence, to be sure, is not to start things; the second mark of intelligence is to pursue to the end what you have started.

Franklin Edgerton