Chrissakes Quotes

#1. He'd been free his whole life, if only he'd known it.

Lev Grossman

#2. Concussion? How the hell can they tell? They're *football* players, for chrissakes!

Dennis Miller

#3. The last thing you want to do is turn into a nerd like your father, nose always buried in a book, living like a tramp just to get one of those useless PhD thingies. And look where his posh Cambridge education got him - a flipping poet, for chrissakes!

Tabitha Suzuma

#4. America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people.

George W. Bush

#5. Nature can help people recover from "normal psychological wear and tear" -

Richard Louv

#6. I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.

Sienna Miller

#7. I'd be nothing without my wife. She's the coolest. She's the greatest. She is the smartest. She's the funniest. I love her so much. She's like the - it's like your best friend for the rest of your life.

Jimmy Fallon

#8. Songwriting is a bitch. And then it has puppies

Steven Tyler

#9. Cop tricks pale in comparison with mother tricks.

Craig Johnson

#10. The journey, which prior to this was torture because all you wanted to do was get there, is now beginning to become a pleasure. It is the pleasure of searching and the pleasure of an adventure. You are nourishing something that's very important - your dreams.

Paulo Coelho

#11. Religion has been a curse on the world and humanity will never know freedom until this curse has been exorcised. It is the curse of ignorance, which has cast its dark shadow over thousands of years of human suppression.

David Icke

#12. In the common words we use every day, souls of past races, the thoughts and feelings of individual men stand around us, not dead, but frozen into their attitudes like the courtiers in the garden of the Sleeping Beauty.

Owen Barfield

#13. People saying, 'Life didn't turn out the way I wanted it to.' Welcome to the club. I wanted to be the starting center-fielder for the Boston Red Sox, for chrissakes!

Denis Leary

#14. And Sir, it is no little thing to make mine eyes to sweat compassion.

William Shakespeare

#15. Surely no one will consider us lacking in reverence if we say that every one of the "principles of modern salesmanship" on which business men so much pride themselves, are brilliantly exemplified in Jesus' talk and work.

Bruce Barton

#16. Damn, the guy was sexy as hell. Even his feet turned her on. They were lean and long and ... Oh, for chrissakes, she was lusting after his feet.

Stephanie Julian

#17. A full Belly is the Mother of all Evil.

Benjamin Franklin

#18. It hit the damn papers that I was being chased through the woods with dogs and choppers. I mean, who the hell are we after here, John Dillinger? For Chrissakes, I'm just a lowly guitar player.

Richard Betts

#19. I had no idea if the photos [of Osama bin Laden's dead body] would ever be made public, and I didn't care.

Mark Owen