Chismosa Funny Quotes

#1. Most of the time
99 percent of the time
you just don't know how and why the threads are looped together, and that's okay. Do a good thing and something bad happens. Do a bad thing and something good happens. Do nothing and everything explodes.

Lauren Oliver

#2. When I go downstairs, my mom tells me I need to tuck in my shirt and wear a belt, "Why?" I ask, because I do not really care if I look respectable or not. I only want to get rid of Tiffany once and for all.

Matthew Quick

#3. Values matters well in a race.

George W. Bush

#4. Have you seen a copy of Tax Tips for Billionaires?

David Letterman

#5. [It is a basic principle of a tyrant] to unarm his people of weapons, money and all means whereby they resist his power.

Walter Raleigh

#6. Air superiority is a condition for all operations, at sea, in land, and in the air.

Arthur Tedder

#7. Matrimony sites have made this world even more small and Fake

Subhasis Das

#8. All Americans (from the vast continent America) were, are, or will be border crossers.

Guillermo Gomez-Pena

#9. But there's more to this world than meets the eye, isn't there?

Alison McGhee