Chelsea Handler My Horizontal Life Quotes

#1. I've always been taught to care what other people think. My grandmother and mother taught me to project a positive image of myself.

Lamar Odom

#2. My mantra is if you want to help people accomplish some goal, make it easy.

Richard Thaler

#3. For the first time in maybe my whole life, I feel dangerous and magical, like a dragon or a mermaid. A fury, standing there with my half-gone grape slush and my jaw clenched, ready for whatever comes next.

Brenna Yovanoff

#4. I think a mother needs to be with mothers. I don't know what they talk about.

Marie Helvin

#5. I am not surprised that other gases may participate in cellular signaling and regulation. Our early work with nitric oxide was just the beginning. I'm sure more will be discovered.

Ferid Murad

#6. Words are more treacherous and powerful than we think.

Jean-Paul Sartre

#7. The darkness which clings to every personality is the door into the unconscious and the gateway of dreams, from which those two twilight figures, the shadow and the anima, step into our nightly visions or, remaining invisible, take possession of our ego-consciousness.

Carl Jung

#8. Imogene always sits
on the remote. It's probably wedged between her butt cheeks."
"Should I go get a crowbar?

Kirsten Miller

#9. I didn't know that President Bush would endorse a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage.

Mary Cheney

#10. Daughters of the Steppes had their three-year-olds playing these games to help them understand the concept of divide, conquer, and destroy so that the next city or town over just gives us what we ask for.

G.A. Aiken

#11. Train at your current fitness level, or slightly above - not where you want to be.

Scott Jurek

#12. Great joy comes from God.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#13. Let go of the past. Let go of the future. Let go of the present. Proceed to the opposite shore with a free mind, leaving behind all conditioned things.

Thich Nhat Hanh

#14. You only thank people for coming, I realized that day, when you want them to leave.

Andrew Meredith

#15. I prefer to express myself physically, or non-verbally. I prefer just to react without having a lot of dialogue.

Marisa Tomei