Checking Account Quotes

#1. Rather than saying, 'My checking account is a wreck,' change it to 'I will learn how to track my spending and balance my checkbook.'

Suze Orman

#2. We can't exactly figure out why, but our customers have no fears of using their checking account, while credit cards are still a problem. I'm assuming checks have been around longer, and are more trusted, while credit cards have a sort of stigma attached to them.

Tim Stevens

#3. The overall campaign launch is designed to break through the clutter and reach out to consumers. At the end of the day, consumers are the ones who benefit from the convenience and value never before seen in a free checking account.

Chris Matthews

#4. The ocean is like a checking account where everybody withdraws but nobody makes a deposit. This is what's happening because of overfishing.

Enric Sala

#5. I'll always be best known as Marie Osmond, but in my checking account and at home, I will gladly be Marie Craig.

Marie Osmond

#6. The balance in your life is more important than the balance in your checking account.

Chris Gardner

#7. When I wake up in the morning, the first thing I look at is the checking account report from the day before. I love checking accounts. I dream about them.

John Stumpf

#8. Once you deposit that money in your checking account, it becomes the bank's money and you're just another one of their creditors.

Kenneth Eade

#9. Okay, so I may use basic math for doing my checking account, the percent-off sales on my favorite shoes, and other mundane things, but Calculus? When the hell would I ever use this?

Amanda Jason

#10. When I looked at my life's ledger I realized I was a very rich woman. What I was experiencing was merely a temporary cash-flow problem. Finally, I came to an inner awareness that my personal net worth couldn't possibly be determined by the size of my checking account balance. Neither can yours.

Sarah Ban Breathnach

#11. For individuals whose only capital is a small balance in a checking account, the return is negative, because such balances yield no interest and are eaten away by inflation. Savings accounts often yield little more than the inflation rate.

Thomas Piketty

#12. When you get a checking account, you should have a savings account, and the number for the savings account should be one off of your checking account.

Dan Ariely

#13. From the time I was 16 and I had my own checking account, you'd think most young women would run out and buy clothes. No, I ran out and got myself a psychiatrist!

Genie Francis

#14. Nine out of ten adult Americans have a checking account. It's the most widely used financial services product in the United States.

Carolyn Maloney

#15. In those days I had various strong inclinations, for wine, gambling and cockfighting, and the society of gypsies, together with a passion for theological discussion which I had inherited from my father himself-all of which my father thought I had better rid myself of before I married.

Isak Dinesen

#16. Only when you've truly had enough suffering in your life, are you able to say ' I don't need it anymore'.

Eckhart Tolle

#17. In your 20s, you're checking your bank account to make sure you're not broke. In your 30s, you're looking at yourself and realizing you're broken.

Paul Rust

#18. Never think God doesn't listen when you tell Him what you want.

Susan Howatch

#19. Automate your savings so that you have money taken directly from each paycheck and deposited into a 401(k) or other workplace retirement account. If that's not an option, automatically have money transferred out of checking into savings each time you get paid.

Jean Chatzky

#20. Success and failure are equally disastrous.

Tennessee Williams

#21. With more than half the population now checking their account balances more often as a direct result of the downturn, and with more of us comparing prices in virtually every market, it is natural to turn budget management into a skill, an accomplishment, a badge of lifestyle success.

Joe Staton

#22. I mean, do you really think Paul Krugman is checking his Twitter account every day to read what I write? Of course not. Every other day maybe, but not every day.

Michael Showalter

#23. Going to tell us why you think so, Gunny?" "I expect the belief is based on years and years of experience combined with a number of subliminal clues that I'm not consciously aware of." "Gut feeling?" Mike asked in the stunned silence that followed her declaration. "Pretty much, yeah.

Tanya Huff

#24. Do me a favor. Always remember the better times and know that I loved all the pieces of you with all the pieces of me.

Terri E. Laine

#25. Nobody seems to remember you from any of your employers."
"I guess I'm not very memorable

Kenneth Eade

#26. Truth is a strange companion. It devastates one moment and enthralls the next. But it never deceives. And because of that, in the end, it comforts.

Susan Meissner

#27. It feels so exhausting to be so bad at something I loved so much.

Chuck Klosterman

#28. If you wait to see how much money you have left at the end of the month to put toward savings, the answer may be zero. So, set up an automated monthly transfer from your checking to savings account. Once you lock into that commitment, you'll be forced to scale back spending to make ends meet.

Suze Orman

#29. We're grown ass men, you don't need to be falling all over the place.

Kobe Bryant

#30. I bet souls are better than down feathers. The good ones, anyway.

Shannon Wiersbitzky