Charmin Quotes

#1. I'm happily married, but supposedly the grocery store is a great place for singles to meet. I'm not sure how this works. I see you got the Charmin there in your cart. It really is more absorbent. Wanna grab a cup of coffee?

Jim Gaffigan

#2. You try to squeeze a little more Charmin in the pads when you face him.

Kevin Hodson

#3. I live in, literally, the same home when I was swiping my first bank card and wondering if I'd have to put back the Charmin. We still don't have a dishwasher. My mom has done all these gardens so now my house looks like the garden shack in the middle of Versailles.

Rachael Ray

#4. I'm so glad that Hollywood and America are embracing women when they get in their 40s instead of putting us out to pasture.

Vivica A. Fox

#5. shadow of authority

Jane Austen

#6. Man cannot help but transcend himself as soon as he begins to design and construct.

Samuel Florman

#7. Acting was something that I grew up just doing. I certainly never thought about it.

Gaby Hoffmann

#8. My guitar and singing was my way of crying.

Gloria Estefan

#9. Scientific dogmatics must devote itself to the criticism and correction of Church proclamation and not just to a repetitive exposition of it.

Karl Barth

#10. I'm one of those writers who, when writing, believes she's god-and that she hasn't bestowed free will on any of her characters. In that sense there are no surprises in any of my books.

Lynn Abbey

#11. I assume my stance, and take back the club, low, slowly; at the top, my eyes fog over, and my joints dip and swirl like barn swallows, I swing. There is a fruitless commotion of dust and rubber at my feet. "Smothered it," I say promptly. After enough lessons the terminology becomes second nature.

John Updike

#12. There were large and small ones too. And some quite in-between. But all of equal nastiness.
And smelliness and ghastliness.
For they would eat a fellow up, as one might fish and chips

Robert Rankin

#13. If you were chopping up hookers or eating runaways, you'd try to look normal.

Gillian Flynn

#14. Truly man is the king of beasts, for his brutality exceeds them. We live by the death of others. We are burial places.

Leonardo Da Vinci

#15. There's never any time I think I'm a real journalist, because I don't have any of the qualifications or the intentions for that.

John Oliver

#16. The first is gentleness; the second is economy; and the third is shrinking from taking precedence of others.

Lao-Tzu

#17. There is a lot of difference at McDonald's between the guy in the back making the fries and the manager up front who is running the place.

Don Meyer

#18. Mrs. Pontellier gave over being astonished, and concluded that wonders would never cease.

Kate Chopin