Chakil Oniel Quotes

#1. Unless it is relevant and accurate, knowledge can be the sinking ship the fool insists is sea-worthy, because knowledge often masquerades as wisdom.

Anonymous

#2. I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

Rodney Dangerfield

#3. I could not escape a feeling that this was my own funeral, and you do not cry in that case.

John Knowles

#4. When I'm writing fiction, I'm sort of interested by the fact that somehow or other I can have the feeling of actually seeing things through someone else's eyes.

Marilynne Robinson

#5. We do not have to get our children to learn; only to allow and encourage them in their learning. We do not have to dictate what they should learn; only to discern and respond to what it is that they are learning. Such responsiveness is at once the most educational and the most loving.

Polly Berrien Berends

#6. When screening engineers from other companies, its smart to value engineers from great companies more than those from mediocre companies.

Ben Horowitz

#7. He carried his childhood like a hurt warm bird held to his middle-aged breast.

Herbert Gold

#8. You know, I really hate Romans, but I have to say their descendants make one fine automobile. (Kyrian)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#9. eggs, vegetables, cheese or fruit, and a cup of cold chocolate. Then

Mason Currey

#10. flight of confusions and disturbances would flutter across her cheeks like frightened birds.

Magda Szubanski

#11. She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!".

Russell Howard