Carstens Quotes

#1. I work on quiet call nights in the hospital, on airplanes and on my sailboat when I have a bit of time - I cram it into wherever it will fit.

Kevin Patterson

#2. A black widow loves her mate then kills him. A praying mantis loves her mate then eats him. Women love my dad, but he's too big to eat.

Christopher Titus

#3. My only relationship policy is, don't bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don't let it affect your work.

Paula Graves

#4. Howie was unburdened with human ties or responsibilities. He bounced around from one loser job to another, his adult life spent in and out of trouble, jail and the workhouse without a care in the world. Howie

Dennis Carstens

#5. Help one person in need at a time with your heart and mind.

Debasish Mridha

#6. Pangloss taught metaphysico-theologo-cosmonigology.

Voltaire

#7. NBC has suspended Brian Williams for six months without pay. Williams said he's not worried because soon his veterans benefits will kick in.

Conan O'Brien

#8. my life matters - even if it's only to me - and my story isn't over yet.

Carian Cole

#9. The most fundamental flaw in society is fatherlessness.

Cassie Carstens

#10. Johnny Knoxville has such an incredible humanity to him when you meet him. He's so warm and so funny, and he can sort of get into trouble and you sort of forgive him immediately.

Max Winkler

#11. You have to learn not only from your failures. You must also learn from your successes.

Jay Maisel