Carnival Cruise Quotes

#1. Republican Ted Cruz announced that he will run for president in 2016. So finally, Carnival is no longer the most dangerous cruise in America.

Jimmy Fallon

#2. Most of all, I can choose my thoughts.

Elizabeth Gilbert

#3. As with real estate, what matters with bullet holes is location, location, location.

Nelson DeMille

#4. A man recovers best from his exceptional nature - his intellectuality - by giving his animal instincts a chance.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#5. Community means people spending time together here, and I don't think there's really that.

Marilyn Hacker

#6. She could look at him forever. She could spend her life watching him just blink and breathe that near to her.

Veronica Rossi

#7. I often wonder when I make a film - I'm thinking of making a film of the Buddha - and I often wonder: If Buddha had all the elements that are given to a director - if he had music, if he had visuals, if he had a video camera - would we get Buddhism better?

Shekhar Kapur

#8. All prizes have a role, if they are run with integrity and with a clear focus on reading and quality writing. I don't think any of them is necessary, but they all play an incredibly important role in building a body of literature, in introducing new authors to new readers, and extending reading.

Kate Mosse

#9. Let us be kinder to one another.

Aldous Huxley

#10. Odyssey Dawn? That's not a military operation. That's a Carnival Cruise ship.

Stephen Colbert

#11. The key to changing our past, present, and future is to create our piece of the PIE (our Perceptions, Interpretations, & Expectations) on purpose.

Bill Crawford

#12. Obama said they've had some glitches with the Affordable Care website. I'll tell you something. If you order a pair of pants online and they send you the wrong color, that's a glitch. This is like a Carnival cruise, for God's sake!

David Letterman