Can't Wait To See You Funny Quotes

#1. In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.

Steven Wright

#2. I exist in the depths of solitude pondering my true goal Trying 2 find peace of mind and still preserve my soul

Tupac Shakur

#3. The terrorism from 9/11 has metastasized. It's metastasized in Iraq and Syria, in Nigeria, in Somalia, in Yemen and in other places in North Africa. We need a very comprehensive strategy to deal with that threat.

Leon Panetta

#4. Wednesday's glory had become Thursday's ashes.

David Pietrusza

#5. Where, along the way, do we turn from the wide-eyed child into the adult who fears surprises and has all the answers and seeks to control all outcomes?

Ed Catmull

#6. The way is open, ride the wave of success again today. You can't lose.

Sereda Aleta Dailey

#7. Protecting you is my privilege. I will protect you and anything that you value as if it were mine.

Katy Evans

#8. I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece ...

Sarah Silverman

#9. Damn! Beautiful and funny. I can't wait to see what else you're hiding behind that sexy smile.

M. Leighton

#10. I guess a witness is all I am. I think as a writer, you're pretty removed. Writing is a very selfish, individualistic pursuit. So in that sense I'm a witness because I'm not participating.

Sherman Alexie

#11. My major goal in business was to learn. I had legislated in my mind for failure the worse possible scenario was I would learn a lot regardless of the outcome. This goal was the foundation for success of the business. Peldi, Balsamiq

Kevin Kelly DO The Pursuit Of Xceptional Execution

#12. I fired a bunch of people and kind of went back to my roots. I fired my agent - I had this big, fancy agent and a big fancy manager and a big fancy lawyer - and I went back to my first agent and said, "I want to go back to just being an actor."

Matthew Lillard

#13. I hate when people question my ability to get from one place to another without mutilating myself. It's tantamount to saying, "Try to get home without screwing it up like last time, dummy," or "Farewell, for I may never see you again, given the mortality that awaits us all like a crouching panther.

Rob Sheffield

#14. It's not that I think I'm some kind of prize.
No, wait, that's not true. I do think I'm some kind of prize. I'm smart and occasionally funny and I'm pretty. I don't see why I should spend long dates with some guy who expresses himself in single syllables and wants to go to slasher movies.

Michael Grant

#15. I guess the issue that I have with all the news organizations that have a political MO, if you will, attached to them is that they sometimes jump to conclusions about what this will mean. Get ahead of themselves.

Tom Brokaw

#16. The writing of words can lead to all sorts of absurdities.

Sherwood Anderson

#17. They've never had to make any real decisions at all. Their lives are easy and unremarkable. They're not awake.

Matthew Quick

#18. People usually feel funny, smile and laugh when I tell them
about my strong belief in the very existence of prehistoric
advanced technology and great civilizations of wilier races.
I just can't wait to see their faces at time the truth is revealed.

Toba Beta

#19. It's funny how fast a book goes, but how slow the wait appears.
the book may end, but the mind still thinks ... waiting for that book
see? I became a poet!

Nandanie Phalgoo

#20. Great things are accomplished by talented people who believe they will accomplish them.

Warren Bennis