Can't Fix Stupid Quotes

#1. I'm in love with you, you stupid arse, and I'm not losing you. Got it?" she whispered against his lips before kissing him again. Her confession had stolen his breath, so all he could do was nod. "Now, once again, how do we fix you?" she asked, when they finally parted. To

Morgan Rhodes

#2. You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.
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Darynda Jones

#3. If you got the chance, you acted. If you sat back and waited and hoped that something good would come along and save you, or fix what you were too frightened or weak or stupid to fix for yourself, you could wait a lifetime and still be trapped.

Chet Williamson

#4. I find it so easy to read qualified commentators who are 180 degrees opposed to each other.

Neil Oliver

#5. You should treat your marriage like a business that you wouldn't want to let fail. I'm a big advocate of therapy and third-party intervention.

Lisa Ling

#6. For women especially, virginity has become the easy answer- the morality quick fix. You can be vapid, stupid, and unethical, but so long as you've never had sex, you're a "good" (i.e. "moral) girl and therefore worthy of praise.

Jessica Valenti

#7. I have been clinically depressed for most of my life. I once used drugs to fix it. Then I stopped. I stopped because I decided they were making me stupid, and I'd rather be miserable than stupid. I am what I am.

Neal Stephenson

#8. You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

Si Robertson

#9. We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!

Ron White

#10. I don't think it's aiming at gags, I think the humour is woven into it. It's part of how the characters operate and how they deal with disaster because they're worldly enough to have a bit of irony and wryness about their own circumstances. So, I think the humour comes out of that.

Colin Firth

#11. They used a doll when I fall through the ceiling.

Heather O'Rourke

#12. Ah, well. You can't fix stupid. And you can't heal crazy.

Thea Harrison

#13. You made a mistake. One fucking enormous, stupid mistake. That's all. Now get over it. Buck up and fix it, and if you can't fix it, keep going anyway. It's the only way to live.

Vanessa Diffenbaugh

#14. True knowledge should not produce pride; it should produce humility ... Because the more you know, the more you know how much you don't know.

Mark Batterson

#15. Time healed all wounds, but there was nothing you could do to fix stupid.

Chrissy Olinger

#16. Moving on, as a concept, is for stupid people, because any sensible person knows grief is a long-term project. I refuse to rush. The pain that is thrust upon us let no man slow or speed or fix.

Max Porter

#17. She sounds like you, Mary Poppins,' said Michael. 'So terribly pleased with herself!

P.L. Travers

#18. Having someone else to blame when there is a rude smell in the air.

Jane Horrocks

#19. 'Anna Karenina' is just a story about a woman falling in love with a bloke who is not her husband. It's gossip, rubbish - on the other hand, it's the deepest story there could be about social transgression, about love, betrayal, duty, children.

Hanif Kureishi

#20. You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

Ron White

#21. I'm not questioning your bravery. I'm questioning your intelligence.

Joe Hill

#22. I can't fix stupid and I can't fix lazy.

Ann Bruce

#23. I came on to the film with a very happy-go-lucky attitude which I think my character, Charlie, did when she went into the house. I expected it to be good, and then slowly things started to change for us all.

Jennifer Sky

#24. You can't fix stupid,

W. E. B. Griffin

#25. There is something self-defeating in the too-conscious pursuit of pleasure.

Max Eastman

#26. I was an avid reader, but never thought seriously about writing a novel until I was in my thirties. I took no formal fiction-writing courses and never thought about these categories when I wrote my first novel.

M.J. Rose

#27. I never complain that I'm tired, because I know as soon as I get a good nine hours' sleep, I'm cool.

Jessie J.

#28. Duct tape can't fix stupid," Bas growled. "Maybe not," Red replied, "but it can hold it down and muffled the screams.

T. Hammond

#29. I know, it was a little bit out of control, but hey. It was all fun.

Elisha Cuthbert

#30. He walked backwards a few more steps and brought Brittany's hand to his lips without taking his eyes off me.
My hand tingled where he kissed her.
And the bastard knew it.

Gwen Hayes