Top 12 Canon Funny Quotes
#1. Then I should be dead really soon, because you're stressing me out.
Courtney Summers
#2. Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.
Cassandra Clare
#3. If the 21st Century is the era of knowledge and of knowledgeable human-force, then, to extol this force, Gujarat must form a strong bond with books.
Narendra Modi
#5. I am a simpleton at heart. In my personal life, I don't wear makeup.
Bipasha Basu
#6. Sex and love are not identical twins. Not fraternal. Not born at the same moment but still of the same womb.
Eric Jerome Dickey
#7. It was something like the word 'it' in the phrase 'it is raining' or 'it is night'. What that 'it' referred to Quinn had never known
Paul Auster
#8. I read it plain on his face, an implacable determination to get at the truth. C.B. Greenfield had mounted his mental charger, and he had a second horse waiting for me.
Lucille Kallen
#9. The 1990s are a bad time to be poor and not-famous.
Caitlin Moran
#10. A true crisis. Class 3 outbreaks, more than any other, demonstrate the clear threat posed by the living dead. Zombies will number in the thousands, encompassing an area of several hundred miles.
Max Brooks
#11. It's a mystery of human chemistry and I don't understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home.
Nick Hornby
#12. Be an advocate for your loved ones in the hospital. Ask tough questions of your local hospital and health system about preparedness for the likeliest emergencies, and express your views on how medical resources should be allocated in case they ever fall short.
Sheri Fink
