Candelabra Tree Quotes

#1. Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.

Will Eisner

#2. Baby talk has tremendous potential, despite its obvious dangers and its near-total incomprehensibility. The only reason you don't embrace it is your abject terror.

Ben Marcus

#3. Stay here, baby" he whispers, like he can read my thoughts. "Trust me, okay? Don't run

Jessica Sorensen

#4. It takes a certain kind of darkness for the stars to shine.

M. Never

#5. It's not about knowing the key to success, but knowing how to use it and which doors to open

Arsi Nami

#6. The coward believes he will live forever
If he holds back in the battle,
But in old age he shall have no peace
Though spears have spared his limbs.

Havamal - The Sayings Of The High One

#7. In matters of commerce the fault of the Dutch Is offering too little and asking too much. The French are with equal advantage content, So we clap on Dutch bottoms just twenty per cent.

George Canning

#8. To gain anything we have longed for is only to discover how vain and empty it is; and even though we are always living in expectation of better things, at the same time we often repent and long to have the past back again.

Arthur Schopenhauer

#9. Perhaps because I'll never be one, humans are interesting to me.

Jeff Lindsay

#10. God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions.

Voltaire

#11. How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?

Jeff Ross