Canadian Humor Quotes

#1. I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.

Scott Thompson

#2. Also, my humor is really dry-witted, Canadian humor, so some people get it and some people don't. I'd be great on "The Office." I would like to be on that show. And, I could see me doing romantic comedy films, and stuff like that.

Tinsel Korey

#3. Strange, how in all those apocalyptic movies, when their society breaks down into lawlessness and anarchy, Canada is always the haven of safety, the place people want to escape to.

Jenifer Mohammed

#4. Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television.

William Gibson

#5. I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.

Scott Thompson

#6. One of the main reasons I don't like leaving the house is because I might find myself face to face with a Canadian.

Maria Semple

#7. What's more important-your goal, or others' opinions of your goal?

Peter McWilliams

#8. The truth is Canada is a cloud-cuckoo-land, an insufferably rich country governed by idiots, its self-made problems offering comic relief to the ills of the real world out there, where famine and racial strife and vandals in office are the unhappy rule.

Mordecai Richler

#9. I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave
with all five fingers
for their hospitality.

George W. Bush

#10. Novels and gardens," she says. "I like to move from plot to plot.

Bill Richardson

#11. She's one of my best friends, thought Neverfell, and most of the time I don't know what is going on in her head at all.

Frances Hardinge

#12. Everyone tells you what's good for you. they don't want you to find your own answers. they want you to believe theirs.

Dan Millman

#13. The lonely, wistful revisionism of memories is as gratingly repetitive as snow and ice in Canada. I avoid them both at all costs - memories and Canada.

Brian D'Ambrosio

#14. There are a lot of 'chicken Christians.' Chickens are generally afraid of life, and they seldom fly or reach their potential in life. And when a storm comes, all they seem to do is flap around the chicken yard, stirring up dirt and running to the chicken house.

Joyce Meyer

#15. Why would that cause him to pack up his bolt, chord, and sphere, and hurry to Ecba, of all places?

Neal Stephenson

#16. I have to travel a lot for work.

James Purefoy

#17. Generally it is our failures that civilize us. Triumph confirms us in our habits.

Clive James

#18. I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor and I am only learning now stupidly that you can't read tongue. When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

Michael Buble

#19. I stared. Canadian Satanists? You're sending me to a group of Canadian Satanists?

Richelle Mead

#20. I'm Canadian, so I'm an expert at mundane fatalism.

MCM