Camel Band Quotes

#1. My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.

Jeff Foxworthy

#2. The cyclist hit me, and it's vile after my life ends in the afterlife. Lots of incense, resin, apes and giraffe-tails--all acquired tastes. I don't like that kind of thing.

Diane Williams

#3. The house seemed to have all the comforts of little Children, dirt and litter.

Jane Austen

#4. You never know what to expect when you're a writer visiting a movie set.

Bryan Burrough

#5. Mainly, I thought of Barney as a kid. You can always look into the faces of kids and see what they're thinking, if they're happy or sad. That's what I tried to do with Barney.

Don Knotts

#6. And so it easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a teenager to enter the kingdom of heaven listening to the Dave Matthews Band.

Douglas Wilson

#7. When in doubt, blame the dark elves.

Kevin Hearne

#8. You've got to think of the fine times you had with your mate, not the moment of his perishin'. Every tear you shed now only wets his windin' sheet and disturbs his rest

L.A. Meyer

#9. Big whorls have little whorls
Which feed on their velocity
And little whorls have lesser whorls,
And so on to viscosity.

Lewis Fry Richardson

#10. Music was massive from an early age. My parents were huge music fans, especially soul, and they played records in our house all the time, and me and my brother and sister would dance and sing about the living room.

Bronagh Gallagher

#11. Running is a great way to relieve stress and clear the mind.

Joan Van Ark

#12. For faith with no effort is no faith at all.

Max Lucado

#13. When higher beings allow us to see them, that's the very moment we begin to be one of them.

Toba Beta

#14. Our men think earning money and ordering around others is where power lies. They don't think power is in the hands of the woman who takes care of everyone all day long, and gives birth to their children.

Malala Yousafzai

#15. You cannot expect to be victorious if the day begins only in your own strength.

Nancy Leigh DeMoss

#16. I'd already lost my fucking mind and was already thinking of her as mine.

Jordan Silver