Calvin And Hobbes Reality Quotes

#1. Reality continues to ruin my life.

Bill Watterson

#2. When I was doing local weather full time, I would wake up in the morning or stay up all night to make sure the snowflakes started at the time that I said they would.

Sam Champion

#3. Naturally, I always place my word over anyone else's simply because I know why I said what I said.

Criss Jami

#4. More than ever before, consumers have the ability to unify their voices and coalesce their buying power to influence corporate behaviors.

Simon Mainwaring

#5. I feel like a mirror reflecting back everyone's perception of me.

M.I.A.

#6. Hope is the feeling we have that the feeling we have is not permanent.

Mignon McLaughlin

#7. Kindness is the only strength there is.

Gregory J. Boyle

#8. Virtue is its own reward, and brings with it the truest and highest pleasure; but if we cultivate it only for pleasure's sake, we are selfish, not religious, and will never gain the pleasure, because we can never have the virtue.

John Henry Newman

#9. She fucking glued pancakes on my ceiling! The crazy-assed devil woman glued motherfucking pancakes on the ceiling

Belle Aurora

#10. Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.

Bill Watterson

#11. It was almost as incredible as if you fired a 15-inch shell at a piece of tissue paper and it came back to hit you.

Ernest Rutherford

#12. The widespread diffusion of nuclear weapons would make many nations able, and in some cases also create the pressure, to aggravate an on-going crisis, or even touch off a war between two other powers for purposes of their own.

Herman Kahn

#13. Life is going to unfold as it should because life always does.

Orlando Bloom

#14. I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!
...
Say's the dust speck.

Bill Watterson

#15. I wanted to explore what all this new-found wealth means for the different generations of Chinese who have to live together in this place that is transforming at warp speed into the richest country on the planet.

Kevin Kwan

#16. It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

Bill Watterson

#17. He slid her a look, and she held up her hand in a solemn vow, making him smile. "Were you a Girl Scout?" he asked.
"Not even a little bit," she said.
-Matt and Amy

Jill Shalvis

#18. You might be a hero. I say might because the choice is ultimately yours

Lisa Bevere

#19. When this No-Mind has been well developed, the mind does not stop with one thing nor does it lack any one thing. It appears appropriately when facing a time of need.

Takuan Soho