Caeley Simpson Quotes

#1. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope! Um, I'll come in again ...

Graham Chapman

#2. If you come to think of it, you never see deer, dogs and rabbits worrying about their menus and yet they run much faster than humans.

Emil Zatopek

#3. I can fall in and out of love, have marriages that barely last a month. When they go down the drain, I'll blame it on the fame.

Brad Paisley

#4. The river wears away the rock to get to the ocean ... so it is with the soul in search of its creator.

L.G. Space

#5. 'Son of Saul' film is extremely emotional; you're watching people walk in, you're watching people die. It centers around a child that goes into the ovens but survives the gassing.

Bun B.

#6. The old saying that war is a racket has taken on an even more shameful meaning.

David Hackworth

#7. [T]he cascade of discoveries in neuroscience and genetics has created an image of individuals as automata, slaves to their genes or neurotransmitters, with no more free will than a child's windup toy.

Jeffrey M. Schwartz

#8. You're making me crazy,

Jodi Ellen Malpas

#9. Quotations are the gold mine of human mind, the silver pearls of the wisdom ocean, and the cool drops of the rain of intelligence.

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#10. I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid.

Billie Joe Armstrong

#11. The man's [Bush] embarrassing. He's not my president and he never will be either.

Julia Roberts