Cabbage Head Quotes

#1. Get off me you dirty turnip!" "Dirty turnip? well, pardon me Signor Cabbage-Head!

Elle Newmark

#2. I'd guess that you have some purpose to fulfill and that is why you were saved. But don't get a swelled head over it. A cabbage has a purpose when someone needs to make soup.

Nancy Farmer

#3. The cabbage white flies through the tailor's cheek. The tailor sinks his head. The cabbage white flies out of the back of the tailor's head, white and uncrumpled. Skinny Wilma flaps her handkerchief. The cabbage white flies through her forehead and into her head.

Herta Muller

#4. So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop. 'What! no soap?' So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber.

Samuel Foote

#5. The frontier has gone, and with its going has closed the first period of American history.

Frederick Jackson Turner

#6. If your brain functioned like a digital video recorder, it could hold more than three million hours of TV shows, enough video storage for 300 years. Not bad for a mass the size of an average head of cabbage,

Greg O'Brien

#7. Someone threw a cabbage at William Howard Taft. That didn't bother Taft. He quipped, "I see that one of my adversaries has lost his head.

Judith St. George

#8. Your mind and habits will create either barriers or bridges to a better future.

Al Siebert

#9. Early genius, like early cabbage, does not head well.

Josh Billings

#10. You were able to wait,' said Dantes, sighing. 'Your long labor gave you a constant occupation, and when you didn't have your work to distract you, you had your hopes to console you.

Alexandre Dumas

#11. I feel the greatest gift we can give to anybody is the gift of our honest self.

Fred Rogers

#12. To dispose of a two-headed Org, jump up and down three times, roll a head of cabbage, and giggle!

Micky Dolenz

#13. I hate The Confederate cause. I've always felt that they are our Nazis and the rebel flag was our swastika.

Quentin Tarantino

#14. Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.

Ambrose Bierce