Butterhorn Recipe Quotes

#1. Suddenly, I developed an acute case of Tourette's syndrome, Fuck! That fucking-shit-son-of-an-ass-monkey-dick-weasel!

Christine Zolendz

#2. I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea.

P.G. Wodehouse

#3. It wasn't a waste of time if you learned that it was a waste of time.

Ahmed Ali Anjum

#4. If we dealt only with the false and dishonest, we should at last forget how to speak truth.

Henry David Thoreau

#5. I got my lips chewed off by a dingo!

David Letterman

#6. We're dying from the moment we're born,

Kate Atkinson

#7. I don't think that someone who does not speak the original language can ever expect to produce a real translation.

Christian Wiman

#8. What nationality are you Mary-Ann can't tell you look like a mixed breed mut

Pamela Martin

#9. My favorite thing to steal is a kiss. You can get arrested for it but they can't force you to give it back.

Daniel Tosh