Burp Quotes

#1. I hear the Sophie Giraffe is great for teething. Another thing I really love right now is the Moby Baby Carrier. To me, it seems like a natural way to hold the baby close to you. I also love the burp cloths, bibs, and swaddle blankets from Aden and Anais. Their stuff is organic and pure.

Vanessa Lachey

#2. If this were real life,
Ed would have looked at her neck-
bite, dead, burp, credits.

Ryan Mecum

#3. When God was making the months I think February was a mistake, like a burp. There it was, small, dark, and prickly. It had absolutely no redeeming qualities.

Shannon Wiersbitzky

#4. Me, fer instance," said Rio. "I've learned from me own pa not to belch in front of a lady." He turned to Ferdinand. Then he let out the most tremendous burp Ferdinand had ever heard in his life. "Technically, that was not in front of her, but behind her.

E.W. Clarke

#5. I'll tell you my routine - it's really exciting. I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump. And then I have a tiny window of time to myself.

Marcia Cross

#6. Cause I'm gonna put my foot so far up their butts they're going to burp shoe leather. (Nick)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#7. Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across at this point in my life.

Brad Pitt

#8. I would just spit, burp, and call good riddance! Who needs ya? Who cares?

Jerry Spinelli

#9. A sneeze travels at a peak velocity of two hundred miles per hour. A burp, more slowly; a fart, slower yet. But a kiss thrown by fingers- its departure is sudden, its arrival ambiguous, and there is no source that can state with authority what speeds are reached in its flight.

Tom Robbins

#10. few feet from them, a bag of kibble had fallen off the pile and split open. Biscuit gave a bark of delight and pounced on the bag. In less than a minute, the bag was empty. Biscuit gave a burp and a metallic voice floated out from his stomach: "You have no more messages.

H.Y. Hanna

#11. Remington, for God's sake, stop burping.' 'It's my burp-day.

Paul Murray

#12. When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

Bill Watterson

#13. I burp, I fart. I'm a real woman.

Kate Winslet

#14. I don't consider myself sexy. I'm kind of a nervous person in general. I'm socially awkward. I'm not tall and sensuous. I usually wear sweats everywhere I go. Oh, and I burp a lot.

Carrie Underwood

#15. It was futile to whisper because Yasha could hear a tick burp at fifty yards.

Lisa Shearin

#16. Indeed, you're so close that I eat the food and you burp for me." Elf

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#17. So ... do I have to go punch Stone in the face, or just burp in Richardson's class?" Caleb
"Do what?" Nick
"I'm trying to gauge how much detention I need to earn to match yours. Therefore I'm asking the severity of my grievance and who to assault for it." Caleb

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#18. Man, if I can get a burp out of that little thing I feel such a sense of accomplishment.

Brad Pitt

#19. I want them to listen to me for what I am saying. And I think the best way to do that is to sniff my armpits, and like, sit and burp every now and then.

Michelle Rodriguez

#20. I burp like everyone else and I'm promiscuous.

Dusty Springfield

#21. 5:16 I shotgun two beers, piss out the bedroom window, catcall passing girls, burp violently, put cage fighting on tv, play with myself. I feel manly again.

Tucker Max

#22. The semi-colon is a burp, a hiccup. It's a drunk staggering out of the saloon at 2 a.m., grabbing your lapels on the way and asking you to listen to one more story.

James Scott Bell

#23. I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else.

Britney Spears

#24. Oh my gods, when do you not sport wood? There are bathrooms in the back, so go burp the worm or whatever.
Regin

Kresley Cole

#25. The vampires weren't the only ones who thought you were dead," Sig observed as she cut her double order of French toast into dainty little bite-size portions. "I'm going to shove a cell phone so far up your ass that you're going to burp ringtones.

Elliott James

#26. The only thing I like about being an actress is acting.

Elizabeth Ashley

#27. The enormous faith of many made for one.

Alexander Pope

#28. He reached down and pinched the chest of his tee shirt in between his thumb and finger. As he pulled it forward, stretching it tight out in front of him, he grinned. "You see what happens when you walk away?" he said a she held the shirt taught.

Scott Hildreth

#29. An itchy feeling began to work its way through my body, as though a thousand mosquitoes were circulating through my blood, biting me from the inside, making me want to scream, jump, squirm.
I ran.

Lauren Oliver

#30. Unless you're one of the first Americans, a Native American, you came from someplace else. Somebody brought you.

Barack Obama

#31. When people depend on my Task
they trust my soul and heart,
Petra Cecilia Maria Hermans
August 19, 2016
Amen
God

Petra Hermans

#32. As a very young writer - kindergarten through about fifth grade - I most often wrote about black characters. My very early stories were science fiction and fantasy, with kids stowing away on spaceships and a girl named Tilly who was trying to get into the 'Guinness Book of World Records.'

Tananarive Due

#33. Many Chinese companies are run like military camps with military discipline. We do not run a company that way. It does not help the creative process.

Zhang Xin