Bud Abbott Quotes

#1. I know the name of Turkey's leading avant-guard publication. I know that John Quincy Adams married for money. I know that Bud Abbott was a double-crosser, that absentee ballots are very popular in Ireland, and that dwarves have prominent buttocks.

A. J. Jacobs

#2. 'Digiphrenia' is really the experience of trying to exist in more than one incarnation of yourself at the same time. There's your Twitter profile, there's your Facebook profile, there's your email inbox. And all of these sort of multiple instances of you are operating simultaneously and in parallel.

Douglas Rushkoff

#3. I'll admit it to you now, and to anyone, anytime. I need you, Elise. I love you. You are mine. My woman, my mate, my beloved. My everything.

Tina St. John

#4. Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.

Bud Abbott

#5. Horror is not a genre, it is an emotion. It is a progressive form of fiction, one that evolves to meet the fears and anxieties of its times.

Douglas E. Winter

#6. That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

Bud Abbott

#7. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

Bud Abbott

#8. Blow, blow, ye western wind ... Christ, that my love were in my arms and I in my bed again. That my love Catherine. That my sweet love Catherine down might rain. Blow her again to me.

Ernest Hemingway,

#9. You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

Bud Abbott

#10. I believe that with enough practice and good faith, you can learn to recognize when the work is achieved.

Gail Godwin

#11. Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.

Bud Abbott

#12. They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

Bud Abbott

#13. It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?

Bud Abbott

#14. They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.

Bud Abbott

#15. It gets boring at home. How many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on TV?

Bud Abbott

#16. Get going. Get up and walk if you have to, but finish the damned race.

Ron Hill

#17. I want to speak to you, Lobsang. Not to a voice in the air. A face I can punch.

Terry Pratchett

#18. Alan is a great guy, a terrific guy. We haven't worked together since then, and he's always working with different artists. I think he sees different dimensions he can see from different guys.

David Lloyd

#19. 80% of the output comes from 20% of the input.

Brian Cagneey

#20. Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

Bud Abbott

#21. The love of our neighbor in all its fullness simply means being able to say, What are you going through?

Simone Weil

#22. As long as I leave my frustration behind, I know I am moving toward my goal again.

Tara Lipinski