Top 34 Bubba J Quotes
#1. Jeff: Are you married?
Bubba J.: Yep.
Jeff: Your wife pretty?
Bubba J.: Ye... no!
Jeff: What's the difference?
Bubba J.: The light.
Jeff Dunham
#2. Everything has gotten vulgar and out of line for children to watch. It's more of a swearing match.
Bubba Smith
#3. Deliverance is about what I went through the first time. And I chalk it up as a learning experience.
Bubba Sparxxx
#4. I feel that my ear candy is a little different from the ear candy most people are receiving right now.
Bubba Sparxxx
#5. Guilt's oozing out of the son - name's Jimbo, and I'm sorry about that. And Bubba's getting sweaty.
J.D. Robb
#6. Do y'all have enough stun guns for them? (Madaug) Does a bear defecate rurally? What kind of question is that for someone who owns the biggest gun store in town? Of course I got plenty. I got enough Tasers to light up New York City AND Boston just for giggles. (Bubba)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#7. Bubba was my best good friend. And even I know that ain't something you can find just around the corner.
Winston Groom
#8. I've learned ... that sometimes coming public with certain things, it inspires other people. And sometimes I want to keep things private ... but then I found out that it helps other families ...
Bubba Watson
#9. Bubba was the one person who wouldn't even bat an eyelash that Nick was talking to an "imaginary" friend. Heck, he'd probably bring one of his own out to play, too.
~Nick
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#10. Why do I want somebody to tell me what to do, tell me what I'm doing wrong? I want to be the boss.
Bubba Watson
#11. Well not really to get attention, but to entertain, but you know to show some elements of rural life as well, it kind of blended all in, its kind of like a mockery in a sense, kind of stab back at people that have those stereotypical ideas of the south.
Bubba Sparxxx
#12. Bubba there zombies ... and there trying to eat me!
-Nick Gautier
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#13. I just wanna be me and play golf. I'm just Bubba.
Bubba Watson
#14. Sometimes, you've just got to take a stand. For yourself and for others.
Bubba
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#15. It's a dream come true for Bubba Watson from Bagdad, Florida to have the green jacket on.
Bubba Watson
#16. Kids below 10 or 12, I think they just need to learn by playing at golf. Later on, in high school, when they develop muscles and everything, that's when they need to see about getting lessons.
Bubba Watson
#17. In the rural South, you have a town of 30,000 people and everybody's pretty much thrown on the same pile of doo-doo. You just learn to make the best of it and live with one another.
Bubba Sparxxx
#18. I've never had a dream go this far, so I can't really say it's a dream come true,
Bubba Watson
#19. But, Bubba? Aren't you and Mark friends? (Nick)
Ah, hell no. Mark's not my friend, he's my minion. (Bubba)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#20. Instead of playing with army men or whatever, I played golf, like for hours every day.
Bubba Watson
#21. Maybe it's some Bioterrorism test being run by the government. Don't drink the tap water or seafood until I do some testing." Bubba
"I don't normally drink my seafood Bubba, but" Nick
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#22. We've got to get these guys to Bubba's. Anyone got a clue how to do it? (Nick) They gotta be breathing? (Simi) Yes. (Nick and Caleb) Well, pooh. That just takes all the fun out of it. (Simi)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#24. Man, i would have peeled off my shirt faster than you can say bubba loves trucks.
P.C. Cast
#25. Bright side of life, Lauren. You live with a storm cloud, you learn to find the bright side.
Kristen Ashley
#26. My manager always preaches golf comes first.
Bubba Watson
#28. When I got my tour card I cried. When I got my first win - and my first pay check - I cried. All these things make me cry.
Bubba Watson
#30. I think the hip hop world and the rock world still have a lot in common, but it certainly seems like things happen and break at a much faster pace in the hip hop world.
Bubba Sparxxx
#31. When a professional baseball team asks you to throw out the first pitch, that's an honor, and you do it.
Bubba Watson
#32. Well, everybody knew their character. I was the only one who didn't have a partner. I basically showed up when people got in trouble. Where I came from, I don't know. Nobody knows. But I would show up to help.
Bubba Smith
#33. Well, isn't that interesting. (Bubba)
I ain't your science experiment, Bubba. I don't want to be interesting and I definitely don't want to be a nubby treat for the zombies. (Nick)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#34. Bubba shot the jukebox last night, said it played a sad song and it made him cry.
Mark Chesnutt
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