Brunches Quotes

#1. My life is a series of Hollywood orgies and Kabbalah center brunches with the cast of Friends. At least that's what my handlers tell me. I'm actually too valuable to live my own life and spend most of my days in a vegetable crisper to remain fake news anchor fresh.

Jon Stewart

#2. Donna Summer would be remembered as a ground-breaking artist today even if she'd retired the day after she recorded 'I Feel Love' in 1977.

Rob Sheffield

#3. Maps can be a remarkably powerful tool for understanding the world and how it works, but they show only what you ask them to.

Max Fisher

#4. One Persons Kink is another's Dream Come True

Joseph McNamara

#5. There are eighteen-million cracks in the ceiling.

Hillary Rodham Clinton

#6. The rule which should guide us in such cases is simple and obvious enough: that the aggregate testimony of our neighbours is subject to the same conditions as the testimony of any one of them.

William Kingdon Clifford

#7. The worst things always happen at night, and oftener than one would think on stormy nights. ("The Compensation House")

Charles Collins

#8. Live uncluttered lives so you could have time for what is most important.

Bo Sanchez

#9. A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I said, " I will!"

Steven Wright

#10. American is deteriorating because it is becoming like other countries

Dennis Prager