Bruce Mccall Quotes

#1. Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself.

Bruce McCall

#2. You can parody almost anything.

Bruce McCall

#3. No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.

Bruce McCall

#4. Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high school. 3. Spend time alone. 4. Don't take a comedy course. 5. Read other humorists but don't worship them. 6. Don't get your hopes up.

Bruce McCall

#5. There is within you a lamb and a lion. Spiritual maturity is the ability to let lamb and lion lie down together.

Henri J.M. Nouwen

#6. A treasure ... at the top of any list of fantasy to be cherished.

Andre Norton

#7. What a teacher doesn't say ... is a telling part of what a student hears.

Maurice Natanson

#8. I wish something on T.V. would trouble me. Then maybe I would watch it.

John Waters

#9. I'm a great admirer of cartoons, because I can't do cartoons.

Bruce McCall

#10. It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.

Bruce McCall

#11. Archivist: And what if no one believes this truth?
Sonmi~451: Someone already does.

David Mitchell

#12. He held out the pendant in the palm of his hand.
"Happy birthday, Copper," he whispered.

Sharon Lynn Fisher

#13. In the process of making the record, I was just so bored all the time working whatever stupid job. I felt like a stagnant pond that has algae and mildew and weird animal cells, and I felt like if I sat around not doing anything long enough, that I'd probably end up going a little bit crazy.

Josh Jones

#14. Mankind have love, animals have affection. The harmonious and beautiful world is revealed.

Gautama Buddha

#15. Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
"Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.

Cassandra Clare

#16. "Oh to be old again," said a young corpse.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

#17. The crux of the sea level issue is that it starts very slowly but once it gets going it is practically unstoppable ... There is no way I can see to stop this rise, even if we have gone to zero emissions.

Stefan Rahmstorf

#18. Somewhere nere Ogallala, about six hours into that majestic, maddening prairie, I realize that half an hour has passed since I've seen a vehicle in either direction.
Oh, I think, as I finally see a pair of headlights draw nigh in the eastbound lane, so this must be where the West begins.

Lily Burana

#19. I like to walk around my apartment naked. I like sitting around in the nude watching sports, actually.

Kylie Bax