Brontosaurus Ark Quotes

#1. When I told my parents I wanted to be an actor, my mom was, like, 'I think I heard you say lawyer.'

Maz Jobrani

#2. I keep both eyes on my man. The basket hasn't moved on me yet.

Julius Erving

#3. You've remained on the battleground, center stage, experiencing life and, what's more important, experiencing yourself experiencing it. You haven't been reduced to a logistical strategy for somebody else's life-war.

Tom Robbins

#4. Fantasy isn't about escape; it's a survival mechanism. It's a way to deal with things that are so much bigger than you are. So I think fantasy is special, something to be cherished and protected because it's a very fragile thing and without it, we're so defenseless, we're paralyzed.

The Martian Child David Gerrold

#5. Love is a spiritual practice that matures us as we try and try again to leave behind our isolation, expose our vulnerabilities, and make commitments to care truly for one another.

Nanette Sawyer

#6. Try till you succeed ... if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!

W.C. Fields

#7. Ambition, policy, bravery, all far beyond their sphere, here learned the fate of mortals.

Walter Scott

#8. Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

Lewis Grizzard

#9. One cannot take a coward on dangerous missions or trust one's fortune to a fool. How then are cowards and fools to be employed?

Donald Kingsbury

#10. Not that I'm crazy or anything, I just want some proof that death isn't the end. Even if crazed zombies grabbed me in some dark hall one night, even if they tore me apart, at least that wouldn't be the absolute end. There would be some comfort in that.

Chuck Palahniuk

#11. The summers have been shorter since the last dragon died, and the winters longer and crueler.

George R R Martin