Broken Phone Funny Quotes

#1. Any fool can love somebody who's perfect, somebody who does everything right. But that doesn't stretch your soul. Your soul only gets stretched when you can still love somebody after they've hurt you.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

#2. I feel like America would enjoy this pun about me... and closets.

Kelly Thompson

#3. Things have always sort of happened for me. Something else always comes up.

Vicki Lawrence

#4. Love me little, love me long.

Christopher Marlowe

#5. I don't think I will ever believe I deserve you, but I love you more than I can even describe. I don't know if I can ever ... be better for you, but it you're willing to keep forgiving me for being a complete idiot, I'm willing to keep trying.

Shay Savage

#6. The monotheist religions expelled the gods through the front door with a lot of fanfare, only to take them back in through the side window. Christianity, for example, developed its own pantheon of saints, whose cults differed little from those of the polytheistic gods.

Yuval Noah Harari

#7. Marx's forceful intellect and strength of personality soon made him a dominant figure in the association. He wrote its inaugural address and drew up its statutes.

Anonymous

#8. When a man appears in a ridiculous light to a woman, all's lost for that man.

Stanislaw Przybyszewski

#9. Maybe we could get Aiden some pants because I'm tired of looking at his junk," Jayce muttered.

Katie Reus

#10. The mighty main sea is the begetter of clouds and winds and rivers.

Anaximenes Of Miletus

#11. Like Dad Nelson said, "The time will come that you will need faith, either for yourself, or for some member of your family. And if you haven't kept your faith strong, you'll be at a disadvantage.

Kenneth E. Hagin

#12. It is not easy to build a great brand. It takes leadership to persuade the rest of the company to follow your vision. It takes an artistic sense of proportion and timing. It takes a ruthless willingness to distinguish yourself from competing brands and, hopefully, bury them in the process.

David F. D'Alessandro

#13. It is definitely mostly due to the invention of the camera that all this design and emphasized paint quality have come into painting.

E. J. Hughes

#14. Nature, time and patience are three great physicians.

Henry George Bohn

#15. Whoever is not in the possession of leisure can hardly be said to possess independence.

Herman Melville