Brian Celio Quotes

#1. What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?

Brian Celio

#2. Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.

Brian Celio

#3. Napoleone di Buonaparte, as he signed himself until manhood, was born in Ajaccio, one of the larger towns on the Mediterranean island of Corsica, just before noon on Tuesday, August 15, 1769.

Andrew Roberts

#4. I used to link up boom boxes, record one take, play it into another boom box then play all that back into the other one until I had six tracks. It was unlistenable!

Benny Blanco

#5. I wish my nose would blow me for once.

Brian Celio

#6. Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat.

Brian Celio

#7. A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.

Brian Celio

#8. There are a lot of kids in the world. People seem to keep having them.

Spike Jonze

#9. You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.

Brian Celio

#10. As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.

Brian Celio

#11. Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.

Brian Celio

#12. That's a problem. I mean, like any sort of growing startup organization, we are sort of overwhelmed by our growth. And that means we're getting enormous quantity of whistleblower disclosures of a very high caliber, but don't have enough people to actually process and vet this information.

Julian Assange

#13. I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.

Brian Celio

#14. Lewis - "Why did you hit Brian over the head with the cricket bat?"
Bev - "Because I love him, there was no other way to get his attention.

Louis Nowra

#15. I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.

Brian Celio

#16. Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.

Brian Celio

#17. Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.

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#18. Spirituality is not about being God, but about being your self. God is an imagination. Self is already that - one with all and within all. Self is the essence l, the source and the manifestation too. What else is God?

Rashmit Kalra

#19. I avoid that bleak first hour of the working day during which my still sluggish senses and body make every chore a penance. I find that in arriving later, the work which I do perform is of a much higher quality.

John Kennedy Toole

#20. If they will not understand that we are bringing them a mathematically faultless happiness, our duty will be to force them to be happy. But before we take up arms, we shall try the power of words.

Yevgeny Zamyatin

#21. He has your finger, but I have your heart.

Brian Celio

#22. True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.

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#23. Our show is about starting over.

Jai Rodriguez

#24. I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.

Brian Celio

#25. I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

Brian Celio

#26. I'm just like any other person you can meet and greet on the street and like or not like. I'm not Holden or Humbert. You can really touch me! If you don't believe me, come to Aristod right now. Come hold and hump me!

Brian Celio

#27. I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?

Brian Celio

#28. To bring a love ethic to every dimension of our lives, our society would need to embrace change.

Bell Hooks

#29. Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.

Brian Celio

#30. Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.

Brian Celio

#31. Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.

Brian Celio

#32. Those who largely rely on their hands and the beautiful or shocking traces of the imagination that they leave on the canvas ... CONCRETE ... one builds a picture.

Pierre Alechinsky

#33. Let me be frank even though I'm Vincent and prefer to be called V.

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#34. It's fun leading this offense. I don't think we've hit our peak.

Brett Favre

#35. In the chakras, it's the heart chakra, anahata, the central chakra, three above and three below, which symbolizes happiness and love, psychic oneness, spiritual understanding.

Frederick Lenz

#36. Too many vital education dollars that should be spent in the classroom are bouncing around in the federal bureaucracy.

Mark Kennedy

#37. The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.

Brian Celio

#38. Fire is no laughing matter. In a drunken attempt to appear womanly, my neighbor tried to burn her pubes off when she was fifteen, but it hurt too much to get it completely smooth. My friend had sex with her two years later and said her clit looked like a chestnut. I've been pro-bush ever since.

Brian Celio

#39. Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.

Brian Celio

#40. I despise all adjectives that try to describe people as liberal or conservative, rightist or leftist, as long as they stay in the useful part of the road.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

#41. Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.

Brian Celio

#42. Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.

Brian Celio

#43. Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!

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#44. Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.

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