Bossypants Tina Fey Quotes

#1. If you look at the field of robotics today, you can say robots have been in the deepest oceans, they've been to Mars, you know? They've been all these places, but they're just now starting to come into your living room. Your living room is the final frontier for robots.

Cynthia Breazeal

#2. I felt like that character in Flowers for Algernon. Not Charlie, the lady teacher from the college who realizes, 'I've got to stop dry-humping this mentally challenged guy!

Tina Fey

#3. It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don't like something, it is empirically not good. I don't like Chinese food, but I don't write articles trying to prove it doesn't exist.

Tina Fey

#4. Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

Tina Fey

#5. That night's show was watched by ten million people, so I guess that director at The Second City who said the audience "didn't want to see a sketch with two women" can go shit in his hat.

Tina Fey

#6. - Why me?
- That is a very Earthling question to ask, Mr. Pilgrim. Why you? Why us for that matter? Why anything? Because this moment simply is. Have you ever seen bugs trapped in amber?
- Yes.
- Well, here we are, Mr. Pilgrim, trapped in the amber of this moment. There is no why.

Kurt Vonnegut

#7. I was gladly cuffed, shackled, loaded into the caged bus and driven through the main gate of Bare Hill Correctional Facility for what I pray to God will be forever.

Jack Carroll

#8. the problem isn't finding data, it's figuring out what to do with it.

Mike Loukides

#9. I absolutely loved Tina Fey's 'Bossypants' and didn't want it to end. It's hilarious as well as important. Not only did I laugh on every page, but I was nodding along, highlighting and dog-earing like crazy.

Sheryl Sandberg

#10. I don't create poetry, I create myself, for me my poems are a way to me.

Edith Sodergran

#11. Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does.

Tina Fey

#12. I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society ... unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.

Tina Fey

#13. May she play the Drums to the fiery rhythm of her Own Heart with the sinewy strength of her Own Arms, so she need Not Lie With Drummers.

Tina Fey

#14. As chefs, we work with organizations like Oxfam to enrich their projects with culinary tools, recipes and ideas.

Jose Andres

#15. But it was alright, everything was alright, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

George Orwell

#16. Bossypants Lesson #183: You Can't Boss People Around If They Don't Really Care

Tina Fey

#17. No one knows the colour of a flower
till it is broken.

Hilda Doolittle

#18. Timing is everything. It is not so much about who you know, especially now with the Internet, because anybody can become a superstar overnight.

Frankie Knuckles

#19. With infinite complacency men went to and fro over this globe about their little affairs, serene in their assurance of their empire over matter.

H.G.Wells

#20. A joyful person is one who deals daily with their problems, faithfully and obediently counting their trials as joy.

Elizabeth George

#21. We are in danger of government by professional office-holders ...

Gore Vidal