Boondocks Health Inspector Quotes

#1. I have come to the unequivocal decision that Kate Brooks's ass is one that I, sadly, am never going to tap. And I'm okay with that. Really.

And I almost believe myself.

Right up until she shows up at my door.

Christ.

Emma Chase

#2. I have three children and I think I'm happy when I'm with them and they're okay. When I see them enjoying each other in front of me, and then they let me enjoy them in turn. That brings a feeling which I would say is happiness.

Philip Seymour Hoffman

#3. I don't go around calling myself a fat girl. It doesn't feel fun to me.

Sarah Baker

#4. Writing this letter is like putting a note in a bottle
And hoping
It will reach Japan.

Alice Munro

#5. You cannot trust a person who only has new friends.

J.A. Perez

#6. I put a lot of emphasis on childrens issues. Children are many times ignored because they dont vote, and they dont have lobby groups.

Mike DeWine

#7. Title: What Can a Thoughtful Man Hope for Mankind on Earth, Given the Experience of the Past Million Years?
Only verse: Nothing.

Kurt Vonnegut

#8. Cruelty is a mystery, and a waste of pain.

Annie Dillard

#9. I've read up to Lot #49, which is a valuable postage stamp.

Lemony Snicket

#10. I don't care much about success or anything like that. I've only ever wanted life to be an adventure.

Marc Almond

#11. Having spent a substantial part of my career parodying religious figures from my own Christian background, I am aghast at the notion that it could, in effect, be made illegal to imply ridicule of a religion or to lampoon religious figures.

Rowan Atkinson