Bookkeeping Inspirational Quotes

#1. A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.

Robert Breault

#2. We got boobies!" the kid me said, gawking at my chest. "I'm really glad we got boobies. Finally.

P.C. Cast

#3. Somewhere in the land, a monster lurked.

Jerry Springer

#4. They ate sandwiches of mortadel sausage and bel paese cheese made up in the station restaurant, and drank Beaujolais.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#5. You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

Jeff Foxworthy

#6. I do not condemn the cult of pleasure; I lament the general vulgarity.

Octavio Paz

#7. I can guarantee you one thing, we will never agree on anything as we agreed on Elvis.

Lester Bangs

#8. Her thoughts were in turmoil. He was telling her to be careful? But it was too late. She had just met her dear-departed mother's worst nightmare - an unsuitable man.

Dinah McCall

#9. A wise governor told me a long time ago, political capital you don't get more of by keeping it. You get it by using it.

Scott Walker

#10. You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.

Ethan Day