Bocker Dog Quotes

#1. Now," said I, "we must not let this water run away."
"Why not?" replied my uncle. "I suspect the spring is unfailing." (p. 105)

Jules Verne

#2. Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

Steven Wright

#3. The best thing for an actor is to try it his way. The way they do it may not work, but it may inspire me to try something else.

James Burrows

#4. It was just revealed that Donald Trump hasn't voted in primary elections in over 20 years. Or in simpler terms, Trump hasn't voted in primary elections in over three wives.

Jimmy Fallon

#5. When you really dive into the scriptures it says the kingdom of heaven is inside you. You can feel that because of the way Christ dropped it.

Killah Priest

#6. I once read a survey that explained how moving is as traumatic as divorce, or as the death of a parent.

S.K. Tremayne

#7. When you're a solo artist and you have a band on tour you have to pay the band some salary. You don't realise the expenses, the way they add up SO quickly. But thank god I'm not a money person. So it doesn't really bug me at all, I mean it's more comical to me ...

Marnie Stern

#8. In my judgment, my buildings are considerably less likely to burn to the ground during one of your visits if you are disoriented from being treated like a sultan.

Jim Butcher

#9. Contemplating Christmas when you are isolated and far from home brings its own unique pain.

Amanda Lindhout

#10. In the grand scheme of life, nobody grows old keeping their soul unblemished.

A.J. Darkholme

#11. For the past two years, President Obama has promised our children the moon, stars, rainbows, unicorns and universal health care for all. But the White House Santa's cradle-to-grave entitlement mandates are a spectacularly predictable bust.

Michelle Malkin