Blissful Laughter Quotes

#1. Happiness is the art of making a bouquet of those flowers within reach.

Bob Goddard

#2. Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else.

Shaquille O'Neal

#3. Banning someone for wanting to ban others is an inappropriate response.

Corri Wilson

#4. Sir, talking with a Martian is like talking with an echo. You don't get argument but you don't get results.

Robert A. Heinlein

#5. It is bad taste for a poet to be coarse and hairy.

Aristophanes

#6. Of all those arts in which the wise excel, Nature's chief masterpiece is writing well.

Andre Breton

#7. No time for jokes," Nakamura said. "Is Neil there?"

"Let's just say I'm Sleeping Beauty's personal assistant right now."

"I guess that makes you Waking Ugly?"

"I thought you said this was no time for jokes. That was a joke, right?

Kevin Sylvester

#8. Only laughter makes a man rich, but the laughter has to be blissful.

Osho

#9. Every parent wants to see their kids excel.

Patrick Ewing

#10. Everything I want to do is Illegal.

Joel Salatin

#11. The reticent volcano keeps
His never slumbering plan -
Confided are his projects pink
To no precarious man.

Emily Dickinson

#12. He said you couldn't pretend the terrible things in life didn't happen. You can't clean it up. You keep all the refuse and the scars. It's how you learn. And try to make improvements.

Marisha Pessl

#13. Hey, Dad, if I needed to check someone's background, would you be able to do that for me?"
"That's a little unethical, Liv." John smoothed his mustache. "Is this about a boy?"
Livia cringed. "Yeah, it is."
"Then absolutely. I'd be happy to.

Debra Anastasia

#14. Eighty percent of showing up for life is ninety percent exaggerated.

Brian Spellman