Blackadder Baldrick Cunning Plan Quotes

#1. Your super powers are safe. I made sure your magic underwear is in place, Jockboy.

Joseph Lance Tonlet

#2. The two-war strategy was a product of the cold war, when we had to have the ability to fight the Russians on the plains of Europe and fight the Chinese on the Korean peninsula at the same time. That costs an awful lot of money.

Joe Klein

#3. Trains are great dirty smokey thungs", said Will. "You won't like it."
Tessa was unmoved. "I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I?"
"I've never swum naked in the Thames, but I know I wouldn't like it."
"But think how entertaining for sightseers," said Tessa ...

Cassandra Clare

#4. Back then: to be regarded as well-known, one had to be great. Today: to be regarded as great, one has to be well-known.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#5. Where strangers scanned each other's faces and found yesterday's sunrise instead of tomorrow's midnight.

Ray Bradbury

#6. I love my career right now, and I won't be with anybody until they make my life as satisfying and as happy as my work makes me.

Olivia Munn

#7. Baldrick: Have you got a plan, my lord?
Blackadder: Yes I have, and it's so cunning you can brush your teeth with it!

Richard Curtis

#8. The appointment of senators by the state legislatures ... is recommended by the double advantage of favoring a select appointment, and of giving to the state governments such an agency in the formation of the federal government, as must secure the authority of the former.

James Madison

#9. It is not enough to love those who are near and dear to us. We must also show them that we do so.

Eric Lubbock, 4th Baron Avebury

#10. Truth lies in the now; it can only be experienced.

Gian Kumar

#11. I can only write about two or three pages of fiction a day.

Susan Isaacs

#12. People should buy a house to live in, not as an investment. Property has become such a national obsession - it was the primary subject at dinner parties and how many television shows were dedicated to the market. It's not good for the economy.

Peter Hargreaves

#13. Investment will lead to employment; employment means better income; it means selling more cars.

Winfried Vahland