Black Grandma Quotes

#1. Rebels usually have something to complain about, and if they don't they make it up. All too often the really disadvantaged are in no position to rebel; they just suffer quietly.

Paul Collier

#2. The Dominican Republic says 'We're black behind the ears.' And in Mexico, 'there's a black grandma in the closet.' They know, they've just been intermarrying for a long time. But if we did the DNA of everyone in Mexico a whole lot of people would have a whole lot of black in them.

Henry Louis Gates

#3. Love what your heart sees, and be what you want to be.

Debasish Mridha

#4. How's your day so far?"
"Oh, can't complain," he said. "You?"
"Can complain, but won't.

Maria Semple

#5. If you need a reference point, she was created in a grandma lab somewhere by crossing the DNA of Mary Poppins, Jack Black, Julia Child and Desmond Tutu.

Scott Dannemiller

#6. Yeah, well this Gypsy girl happens to have a grandma that can curse you so bad that your dick will turn black and fall off, so watch your step, Spartan.

Jennifer Estep

#7. If knowledge is my God, doubt would be my religion.

Kedar Joshi

#8. Grandma was wearing a blond Marilyn Monroe wig, a hot pink tank top, black Pilates pants, and black kitten heels. She looked like the senior version of an inflatable sex toy doll that needed more air.

Janet Evanovich

#9. Do not fall prey to the false belief that mastery and domination are synonymous with manliness.

Kent Nerburn