Bikini Wax Quotes

#1. Live-tweeting your bikini wax is not vulnerability. Nor is posting a blow-by-blow of your divorce . That's an attempt to hot-wire connection. But you can't cheat real connection. It's built up slowly. It's about trust and time.

Brene Brown

#2. A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.

Rita Rudner

#3. Every time I have a bikini wax, Cameron Diaz holds me down.

Gwyneth Paltrow

#4. The Brazilian bikini wax is torture. To show a little appreciation, you could trim your nose hair. And your nut sack.

Kathryn Hahn

#5. I dropped out of Oxford, and now I only speak Russian with the woman who gives me a bikini-wax. See what Hollywood does to you?

Kate Beckinsale

#6. Nice work," I said, alluding to her nails. "Maura, at The Hair Palace, does them. She's a genius with nails, and she'll bikini wax you till you're bald as a billiard ball.

Janet Evanovich

#7. She cringed when she saw she needed a bikini wax - and cringed that she even got them in the first place. It wasn't the pain. It was the whole idea she was raising her daughter in a world where pubic hair was a problem.

Chris Bohjalian

#8. They don't cut the greens here at Augusta. they use bikini wax.

Gary McCord

#9. Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

Rita Rudner

#10. I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

Libba Bray

#11. In Los Angeles, I drive a hybrid and live in a very simple home. Anything you do from carrying a canteen of water to starting a recycling program in your office makes a difference. Reusing what you already have has always been green - from clothes to boxes to glass jars from the supermarket.

Rachel Boston

#12. [Andy Murray] tries to get you to do a lot of different things. He tries to throw you off by giving you some slower balls and some harder balls.

Milos Raonic

#13. I remember one time I tried to pity this fool. He told me his name was Jeff. He was married. He pulled out his wallet and showed me three pictures of his kids; Kelly, Robert, Brittany. Real cute kids. Don't get too close man. It's hard to pity a fool if you get too close.

Mr. T

#14. It often is better to ask an ancient Hebrew goatherd, instead of a so-called expert like myself, about the meaning of a particular, biblical story.

Richard Gist

#15. I remember the master, before he fell into a doze, stroking her bonny hair - it pleased him rarely to see her gentle - and saying - 'Why canst thou not always be a good lass, Cathy?' And she turned her face up to his, and laughed, and answered, 'Why cannot you always be a good man, father?

Emily Bronte

#16. The team pulled together very well, whatever we tried worked.

David Gower

#17. The grim frost is at hand, when apples will fall thick, almost thunderous, on the hardened earth.

D.H. Lawrence

#18. Sundown is often the worst time of day for people with dementia. They can become restless and difficult.

Laurie Graham

#19. A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.

Vladimir Zhirinovsky

#20. Big mind is something to express, not something to figure out. Big mind is something you have, not something to seek for.

Shunryu Suzuki

#21. Tessie and I lay in our chairs, listening to wax being violently removed. 'Oh my!' cried the large lady. 'Is nothing,' belittled Helga. 'I do it perfect.' 'Oweee!' yelped a bikini-liner. And Helga, taking an oddly femenist stance: 'See what you do for the mens? You suffer. Is not worth it.

Jeffrey Eugenides

#22. I'm wearing a put-together from a little shop that I favor called the back of my closet.

Betty White

#23. When we refused to be forced out of Berlin, we demonstrated to the people of Europe that with their cooperation we would act, and act resolutely, when their freedom was threatened.

Harry S. Truman

#24. Even though I've done a lot it also feels like I haven't done a lot. I've sort of popped in for supporting roles in things, and that's been really delightful.

Guy Pearce

#25. Our role is to develop techniques that allow us to provide emergency life-saving procedures to injured patients in an extreme, remote environment without the presence of a physician.

Chris Hadfield

#26. Because I was able to submerge myself into the character, I didn't have to go back and forth. You don't have to work hard to bring emotions. It all just comes naturally, you're there living it.

Camilla Belle