Bike Shorts Quotes

#1. - Don't you own anything pink?
She looked down at her bike shorts and camouflage T-shirt. - What's wrong with this?
- Nothing, if you're planning to invade Cuba.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

#2. By nineteen, I had found my look. Oversize T-shirts, bike shorts, and wrestling shoes. To prevent the silhouette from being too baggy, I would cinch it at the waist with my fanny pack.

Tina Fey

#3. What's with the shorts?" "There's a new fitness trainer. Jamaican gal . . . tall, gorgeous." "And . . . ?" "Bike shorts show off my package." "Jesus Christ." "Jealousy is an ugly thing, Joe." "Get in the fucking car.

Jonathan Maberry

#4. One night, Don Henley called, and I told him, 'I'm washing dishes and bike shorts.' He said, 'It's in the domestic exercises of life that one will find the biggest inspiration.' And he was right.

Sheryl Crow

#5. We've been hearing about the death of the novel ever since the day after Don Quixote was published.

Jay McInerney

#6. God requires two things: 'pure love' and 'true justice'. Everywhere else there is relative justice. Where 'pure love' and 'true justice' exist, there comes the grace of God!

Dada Bhagwan

#7. If he couldn't give me everything then I wanted nothing.

Penny Reid

#8. It is progress when a centuries-old oak is cut down to give space for a road sign.

Thor Heyerdahl

#9. If you've done what you need to do, you need to go bury yourself, because what else are you going to do? I think that that's where life stops.

Rutger Hauer

#10. The most popular rap artists aren't supposed to be rapping about being broke.

Danny Brown

#11. He had understood that memory was a place, a real place that one could visit, and that to spend a few moments among the dead was not necessarily bad for you, that it could in fact be a source of great comfort and happiness.

Paul Auster

#12. I've definitely been spoilt. Every movie I've done, it's always the same criteria: finding a great story, and finding a great part to play.

Alden Ehrenreich

#13. Sequels are desperate.

Adam McKay

#14. Borg's won Wimbledon four straight times and out there he has just lost an 18-16 tie breaker. You'd think maybe once he'd let up and say forget it. But oh, no way.

John McEnroe

#15. Trying to capture the physicists' precise mathematical description of the quantum world with our crude words and mental images is like playing Chopin with a boxing glove on one hand and a catcher's mitt on the other.

George Johnson

#16. We are one in all and all in one. There are no men but only the great WE, One, indivisible and forever.

Ayn Rand

#17. I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.

Steven Wright

#18. Memories are less tangible than dreams.

Isadora Duncan

#19. You promised, Seaweed brain. We would not get separated! Ever again!

Rick Riordan