Bieber's Quotes

#1. I'd take Bieber to the woodshed and spank him. His manager Scooter Braun is scared sh-tless. I don't know what Bieber's problem is. His career is over in three years anyway.

Peter Mensch

#2. If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

Natasha Leggero

#3. Justin Bieber's tour bus was stopped by Canadian border patrol agents. And they found marijuana. The agents said Bieber was a disgrace to Canada and should never come back. Then they found the marijuana.

Craig Ferguson

#4. My first date has been ... mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got spaghetti.

Justin Bieber

#5. Is the song "Sorry" for Justin Bieber's fans or the fifty girlfriends he cheated on?

Me

#6. There are some sentences you cannot see yourself ever writing. 'I heartily endorse the Conservative Party' would be one. 'I look forward to Justin Bieber's new record' would be another.

John Niven

#7. [Justin Bieber]'s rich, right? Grammys are for music and not money. He's making a lot of money. He should be happy with that.

Patrick Carney

#8. Bieber's so talented, he needs to just be himself and be by himself and work on his craft. He has a lot of people around; he has to find the right team to help him make something that's going to stand alone.

Diplo

#9. Mostly, I'm drawn to great characters and great worlds that use weird things for their language - whether it's dance, whether it's pop music with Justin Bieber, or whether it's magic.

Daniel Radcliffe

#10. My spiritual high naturally dissipated. At some point you've got to come out of the clouds and live real life. Again, it's just like falling in love. The feeling of euphoria is only temporary.

Pattie Mallette

#11. A lot of people have said that I'm trying to be like Justin Bieber by wearing a hat all the time. But the truth is, I don't like the way my hair looks. It's kind of weird, so I wear a hat all the time to cover it. I've been doing it since I was thirteen.

Austin Mahone

#12. I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian
and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.

Joan Rivers

#13. I just love Kate. [Bieber], to me, is one of the funniest impressions because it's so all encompassing. It's like a total body and soul impression. But that's Kate. Every character she does is that way.

Paul Feig

#14. I don't want to tell a 15 or 14 year old what they should be doing. I want them to tell me. And that's what I got when I met Justin Bieber for the first time.

Simon Cowell

#15. I'm personally looking for artists that are along the lines of today's pop stars. Whether it be a Rihanna or a Justin Bieber or a Kanye West or a Beyonce or a Lady Gaga, I'm looking for talent that's like that, that's what I love.

L.A. Reid

#16. I don't think there's an archetype for the Justin Bieber fan. A Bieber fan just looks like an American. You wouldn't even need a costume to try and resemble one.

Fred Armisen

#17. It's not me trying to act or pose in a certain way. It's a lifestyle - like a suaveness or a swag, per se.

Justin Bieber

#18. It's okay for my Beliebers to have a boyfriend, but please don't kiss them in front of me because I get jealous.

Justin Bieber

#19. I'm a really claustrophobic person to begin with. I hate elevators, especially crammed elevators. I get really scared. So I think that it's very definitely scary when girls are all around me and I can't go anywhere. At the same time, I guess I got to get used to it, you know what I mean?

Justin Bieber

#20. But Alex's last girlfriend? now there was a female human being who had worked hard to deserve her given moniker. As far as i was concerned, she was going to that special circle of hell reserved for Hitler, Jusin Bieber and the man who invented high-waisted jeans.

Lindsey Kelk

#21. This one was Justin Bieber. Justin's teeth had been blacked out, and someone had added a Notzi swat-sticker tattoo to one cheek.

Stephen King

#22. Hey Bieber, I had the initials JB first.. Where's my 15%?

Jack Barakat

#23. I think it's important to make all women feel like they're princesses, because every girl is a princess. I'm serious.

Justin Bieber

#24. When you first open Niall [Horan]'s wallet, the first thing you see is a picture of Justin Bieber and a picture of us.

Liam Payne

#25. There's more people that like me than there are who hate me, so I kind of brush it off.

Justin Bieber

#26. A girl could be sitting on her computer, trying to get noticed by me, and not knowing she's the future Mrs. Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber

#27. I'm not into screamo music, but I respect it. It's hard to do, to keep your voice and stuff like that. It's hard to do, so I respect the music. It's just not my favorite to listen to. That's all I want. I just want people to respect me as an artist.

Justin Bieber

#28. You see Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson, what they go through, and dude, that's not as exciting as it looks.

Chris Pine

#29. I play drums and guitar. My best instrument is definitely drums, so I'm featured a lot on the album drumming. It's pretty futuristic as well.

Justin Bieber

#30. If someone does something illegal on Twitter - like incite hatred, or make racist remarks, or threaten to rip someone's intestines out if they insult Justin Bieber - then there has to be some way of censuring them.

Tony Parsons

#31. Interviewer: "What keeps you grounded?" Bieber: "Gravity." Interviewer: "What's up, Justin?" Bieber: "The sky, man."

Justin Bieber

#32. I didn't want to come off arrogant or conceited, or basically how I've been acting the past year, year and a half ... although what's happened in the past has happened, I just want to ... be kind and loving and gentle and soft.

Justin Bieber

#33. My mom is my biggest fan. She's been a fan since I was a baby.

Justin Bieber

#34. But the grass ain't always greener on the other side,
It's green where you water it

Justin Bieber

#35. My fans and I have that special connection because whenever we talk on Twitter and Facebook we really have that one on one connection and I feel that's important.

Justin Bieber

#36. We're trying to set up a movie for me in the near future. It's going to be similar to the story of how I got discovered. Kinda like my own version of '8 Mile.'

Justin Bieber

#37. I like to just see what's going on at a certain location and see what there is to do. If it looks and sounds like I'm able to have fun there, then I'm all for it.

Justin Bieber

#38. It's so hard, because everyone's got a camera-phone, and everyone wants to get their picture on the blogs. So they'll send anything that they have to the blogs. So you don't really get any privacy.

Justin Bieber

#39. No matter how talented you are not everyone is going to like you but that's life, stay strong

Justin Bieber

#40. Is that not ridiculous that people thought that Justin Bieber and I were on a vacation together, on a romantic vacation, in the Bahamas, and I just happened to wear a gown as my swimsuit and red lips and he's dressed in a suit in the ocean? Seriously who would walk to the beach like that?

Kim Kardashian

#41. It's funny - some producers ask me, 'Man, how do you work on a Bieber record? That would kill my career.' I can work on any record there is as long as they are good records and you're pushing things forward.

Diplo

#42. I worry about Bieber, man. That kid's wildly talented. I hope he doesn't fall down into the usual ways of young kids because it's so hard for someone to be responsible when they're not asked to be.

Channing Tatum

#43. It's everyone's own decision to [be gay]. It doesn't affect me and shouldn't affect anyone else.

Justin Bieber

#44. Everybody grows up and they have to make decisions, and they try and make the best decisions that they know how to. It's taken them their whole lives to finally step out and start making their own decisions.

Justin Bieber

#45. When I hear him sing and see what he can do, though, it's always a reminder of why I look up to Usher as my mentor and why I will always be an Usher fan to my core. But I'm lucky to say that he's an even better friend to me than he's a mentor. He's truly the real deal.

Justin Bieber

#46. It's very funny to see a Justin Bieber song done by a bunch of grown men.

Shawn Stockman

#47. He's drop dead gorgeous and more popular than the Bieber. Well, at least before Beebs went off the rails and abandoned his poor monkey in a foreign country. We settle on the bed

Elle Kennedy

#48. Facebook is big. Bigger than Justin Bieber or Ashton Kutcher's Twitter following. Hell, it's even bigger than obesity and possibly just as lethal!

Gemini Adams

#49. You don't know fear until it's 7 A.M. and freezing cold on live television, and you're not sure if Justin Bieber is going to kiss you or not.

Halsey

#50. I take a sip of my beer, and it's - I mean, it's just astonishingly disgusting. I don't think I was expecting it to taste like ice cream, but holy fucking hell. People lie and get fake IDs and sneak into bars, and for this? I honestly think I'd rather make out with Bieber. The dog. Or Justin.

Becky Albertalli

#51. If you start taking yourself more seriously than you do God then there's a problem.

Justin Bieber

#52. I don't feel competition at all. I just feel like I want to be the best. In everything that Michael (Jackson) did, he was the best. When he was dancing, when he was singing, he always wanted to be the best, and that's me ... He's the guideline.

Justin Bieber

#53. What makes the perfect kiss? Closing your eyes when you kiss is important. Or lifting up the leg, but that's more of a girl thing, I'm manly. Passion is good! She brings out the best in me. (Selena)

Justin Bieber

#54. Tell me if this is wrong. Justin Bieber ... is 100 percent like watching Vanilla Ice all over again. It's exactly the same. Well, as soon as Bieber has a hit, he'll be like Vanilla Ice.

Kid Rock

#55. I'm not a movie star. People know me, but they don't necessarily know what they know me for. I get recognised, but it's not like Justin Bieber. It's a nice thing, people are cool.

Harry Connick Jr.

#56. I think YouTube has destroyed the genre barrier. People can be into Justin Bieber and Eminem at the same time. It's a good thing.

Ed Sheeran

#57. I look at Justin Bieber and my heart breaks for him, because I know what he's going to go through. He knows it. Everybody knows it.

Donny Osmond

#58. I grew up in a really rural town, Stratford, Ontario, with 30,000 people. There's a big festival thrown in the town. A lot of people travel from all over the world to see it, and growing up, I actually used to busk on the street. I'd play my guitar, sing, and people would throw money in the case.

Justin Bieber

#59. Not many artists or bands go platinum every year, from what people have told me, so it's an honor to have so many fans. A million people, that's a lot of people! Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, and Justin Timberlake sell a few million, and so hopefully I'll make my way up to that.

Phillip Phillips

#60. I have dumped a girl over the phone. It's terrible, isn't it? We got into an argument during a phone call, so I basically said, 'I don't wanna be with you anymore,' and she cried. I saw her after that and it was a bit awkward.

Justin Bieber

#61. I've got such great people around me. They don't really care if they make me angry. A lot of teams, they're afraid to make the artist angry, because they don't want to get fired and all that stuff. My team's pretty good about letting me know when to get in line.

Justin Bieber

#62. It's crazy ... without the Internet I would never be in this place ... without YouTube and stuff. But also I wouldn't be here without any of my fans who supported me.

Justin Bieber

#63. You know I'm just getting bigger, man. It's like, my shoulders don't fit in some things.

Justin Bieber

#64. If you don't dream big, there's no use of dreaming. If you don't have faith, there's nothing worth believing.

Justin Bieber

#65. Don't try to be anybody else because that's what makes you not swaggy.

Justin Bieber

#66. I think older people can appreciate my music because I really show my heart when I sing, and it's not corny. I think I can grow as an artist, and my fans will grow with me.

Justin Bieber

#67. It's just impossible to believe I've become good friends with some stars like Justin Bieber. I would call Justin a friend, someone I hang out with. It's really weird.

Niall Horan

#68. I've always giggled like a 13-year-old girl at a Justin Bieber meet and greet. There's nothing I can do about it but I've never not been able to stop.

Anderson Cooper

#69. There's just been a couple of moments where - we did the one [ Carpool Karaoke] with Justin Bieber, which kind of went crazy and I think is at, like 65 million views on YouTube .

James Corden

#70. But there's also moments where I'm like, 'Ugh, I wish I had abs like Bieber.'

Sam Smith

#71. You've got that smile,
That only heaven can make.
I pray to God everyday,
That you keep that smile.
Yeah, you are my dream,
There's not a thing I won't do.
I'd give my life up for you,
'Cause you are my dream.

Justin Bieber

#72. I'd like to work with Justin Bieber. He's talented and he's so young. I know what he's going through. I've lived what he's living through right now. Working with him would complete a circle of sorts for me. And he might find it a worthwhile experience himself.

Donny Osmond

#73. it's biebermania what can i say?(:
~Justin Bieber

Marc Shapiro

#74. The only thing that can stop you is you ... Stay focused and never mind any of the crap anybody says. That's not you, that's them. That's the negative place they want to live in. You choose to live in a positive place. - Scooter Braun

Justin Bieber

#75. I want to go out there and do some different things that people are like, "Wow. That's crazy. Why didn't I think of that?"

Justin Bieber

#76. On Kim Kardashian: I think she's cute. And, no, she's not too old for me. Above 40 is a little too old for me.

Justin Bieber

#77. I would consider my music like, pop-R&B. So it can reach a lot of people. Pop is popular music. That's what it stands for. So I'm just making music that I know that I like, I know other people will like, and my fans will like.

Justin Bieber

#78. Think before you speak, your words could hurt someone's feeling more than you intended it to.

Justin Bieber

#79. It's cool when fans spend so much time making things for me. It means a lot.

Justin Bieber

#80. Justin Bieber and I are going to get married some day. I also like Tom Cruise. He's very classy.

Bar Refaeli

#81. It's kind of hard to balance school and work sometimes. But sometimes, like, if I'm going to the White House and I'm in there doing a tour and stuff, that's like school.

Justin Bieber

#82. I definitely want to buy my mom a house once I get enough funds. I think that's definitely something that I want to do. I think that any person, it's their dream to buy their mother a house.

Justin Bieber

#83. I still feel like a regular kid. Sometimes it's weird that i go to places and have thousands of people waiting for me. But i always think, I'm Justin ...

Justin Bieber

#84. I want to take Justin Bieber for a month and just lock him up in a cage where we sit and make music. He's one of the most successful people in the world, but his music could be so much tighter.

Tyler, The Creator

#85. Sometimes you can have a reputation for not being relatable and nice because you had a bad day once. That's the thing. You know, I think that's particularly pertinent with Justin [Bieber] because, like, you just forget how young he is.

James Corden

#86. That's going to be the biggest problem, to make people feel like it's cool for them to like my music.

Justin Bieber

#87. Of course, I think that people are just waiting for that time when I make a mistake and they're gonna jump on it ... There's gonna be haters.

Justin Bieber

#88. I want to thank everybody, all my fans in Israel, all the children, everybody, it's amazing.

Justin Bieber

#89. And my daughter really likes Justin Bieber, so I think she'll have fun watching him. But I think Rihanna is the perfect match for the Victoria's Secret show because she's really beautiful, she's really sexy, and she's really talented.

Alessandra Ambrosio

#90. There's gonna be times when people tell you that you can't live your dreams, this is what I tell them, Never Say Never.

Justin Bieber

#91. Not everyone's going to like my music. People might not like my music, because I'm just not their style of music that they like to listen to.

Justin Bieber

#92. I'm not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that's bad.

Justin Bieber

#93. The last thing I needed was for a horde of Justin Bieber fans to take over my Twitter feed with death threats.

R.S. Grey

#94. Michelle: I read about him in the news last week. So hot. I refuse to believe anyone that good looking could be evil. Matilda: Eh, Justin Bieber? Michelle: Bieber doesn't count. He's more like a semi-pretty lesbian.

L. H. Cosway

#95. Everybody just tries to be successful. Like, sure, it's good to be successful, but if you're working that hard? This is how I feel, I work so many hours a day, and I'm always working, I'm always traveling.

Justin Bieber

#96. A platform is the base from which something big happens. In our case, we're an entertainment platform in the sense that there are people signing up like MTV, Burberry, folks like Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber. And why? Because it's their channel to control their entertainment to their fans.

Kevin Systrom

#97. Sometimes it's overwhelming but I love my fans and it's always great to see them.

Justin Bieber

#98. I was once chillin in my room, watching TV, just in a regular place.. And now I'm in this big world, living my dream and, you know, doing what I love. It's just crazy how it all came around.

Justin Bieber

#99. Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars.

Corey Taylor

#100. When you are following me on Twitter, you are literally following my life. I think that's pretty cool.

Justin Bieber