Bestfriends Humerous Quotes

#1. The 3 C's of life:
Choices, Chances, Changes.
You must make the choice, to take a chance, if you want anything in life to change.

Unknown

#2. I don't think there's a public in the world who respond like the British to a call for charity.

Terry Wogan

#3. Now close the windows and hush all the fields:
If the trees must, let them silently toss ...

Robert Frost

#4. Marriage is a very complicated machine. When it breaks down, you can't fix it with one screw.

Yvonne Strahovski

#5. In every decision there must be some regrets.

Ellis Peters

#6. In all these interludes with Sevastyan, I hadn't been Natalie. I'd been Natalya. And that brainless hussy didn't seem to know better.

Kresley Cole

#7. Too big to cry too young to laugh...

Abraham Lincoln

#8. Have you ever dated a Goth chick for four or five months until you realized she was just an Orthodox Jew? They have the same costumes.

Dana Gould

#9. My first novel, 'The Tiger's Daughter,' embodies the loneliness I felt but could not acknowledge, even to myself, as I negotiated the no man's land between the country of my past and the continent of my present.

Bharati Mukherjee

#10. I would like to sail across the Atlantic. I would like the experience of being that far away from land.

Peter Sarsgaard

#11. Please follow these instructions:
1. Stack the pages of this letter neatly.
2. Roll the pages up into a cylinder.
3. Smack yourself over the head with it.
4. Repeat. You complete ass.

Leah Thomas